I had to bite my tongue until my brain went numb.

lucero 9.5

2013-04-29T01:18:05Z

hey guys before you read this i just want you all to know i have a cool new bikini

okay now continue with the luceros

he would autonomously quit whatever i had him do and then go to the telescope
i hope you get knocked up by an alien augustus

after multiple wishes from everybody i finally caved in and got the kids a waterslide :3

Emilio: Tonight..

Emilio: .. we ride or die, gentlemen!

Finn: Riding, sir!

So I keep forgetting Callie is insane

.. but then she has outbursts like that and goes back to having no facial expression.

Impressive flippers, Maddox.

bailey struggles with the absent minded trait

baby that's not cute

awe i'm sorry i'm just really proud of this room :c

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nolan had alone on the slide by herself while everyone was out at school/work c:

We came by some money so I bought a trampoline and landscaped a bit :D

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Maddox: Unknown number?
“Hey, Maddox, this is Willow! I got your letter in the mail and I figured I’d call you.”

Maddox: Oh, hey, hey! I didn't think you’d get it so fast. So, uh- anyway, what’s up?

“I was wondering if you’d meet me at the park since tonight’s the festival?”

Maddox: Like.. like a date?
“Kind of like a date.”

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I caught eva playing in the sprinkler jlkfjreiwoa

I think Nolan misses having toddlers to take on walks, so now she walks Boo every day while everyone else is at work or school c:

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Callie took over the treehouse and it is now a boy-free zone.

Callie: My dear, dear people! My inhabitants, citizens, my cats, don’t you realize?

Callie: We are far better off without such swine in our tree house. Trust, and you will one day realize!

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Willow: Hey! Glad to see you here. I didn't think you’d show.
Maddox: Hey, I’m sorry. I live with my 7 brothers and sister and it’s kind of hard to get out anywhere on time..
Willow: Well, do I get a hug for waiting then?

Maddox: I felt bad that I was gonna be late, so I picked you up something on my way here..

Willow: You did not! These are precious, Maddox.
Maddox: So.. you like ‘em? Not too cheesy?
Willow: They’re beautiful.

Willow: So what were you wanting to do?
Maddox: Well, it’s getting late and the fireworks are about to be set off. Why don’t we just stick around and watch?
Willow: Sounds good.

look at that gorgeous face ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

Even though it started to rain, the fireworks were still lit and they still watched together.

Willow: Wanna hear a secret?
Maddox: I’d love to hear it
Willow: In middle school I used to see you all the time, and I always thought, “he’s cute”, but I was too scared to say anything.
Maddox: Are you kidding me? That’s adorable!
Willow: Don’t laugh!

Maddox: I’ve had a peaceful night, and I want to see you again, but we’re both soaked, it’s starting to thunder, and to be honest, I’m about to starve to death.
Willow: Promise you’ll call me in the morning?
Maddox: The second I wake up.

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hey it’s cool that you two are being siblingy and all but can you please not in your sister’s bed

hey boo ♥

every time boo plays ball and doesn’t trip he looks so proud of himself ♥♥

is it weird that i really have a thing for lighting and shadows

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all eva ever does is write

Augustus taught Boo how to sit up ♥

oh my god boo your face is terrifying

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Boo, you are the biggest scaredy cat ever

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I noticed Maddox and Willow autonomously started to slow dance.. and when I saw Willow was leading I cracked up.

But I still find them precious c:

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Jace it's not nice to torture your little brother

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Maddox: Whoever hits the other first wins a kiss!

Willow: Got it!

Maddox: Whoa! That was close-

Maddox: OOF!

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Maddox: Oh no, you’re not getting away that easily!
Willow: Maddox, you’re soaking wet!

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Emilio is pretty artistic. I think he’s going to be a painter or a musician when he grows up :’)

--

you’re coming to rob us huh

well at least you’re safe under your god damned umbrella

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oh

oh

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I actually quite like the rain. It’s pretty, and honestly it rains just about as much in Indiana during the summer..

Maddox and Willow just watched tv all afternoon because of the rain.

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Even More Renovating: Living Room

Even More Renovating: Master Bedroom

Even More Renovating: Study
this is nowhere near done but I ran out of funds at this point.

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nerds

Bailey taught Boo how to sit up c:

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idk i like this room a lot ok bye

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mrs. fancy pants chops without looking

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The kids their their lazy Sunday playing outside~

A dog gnome! :D

I found it hiding in the bushes. We haven’t had any gnomes in generations :3

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so fierce

Time for the eldest twins to grow up ;~;

BAILEY YOU'RE SO FREAKING GORGEOUS ;-;

hubbbaaaaa

hubba hubba

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Gah. Okay. I aged up Willow and moved the three out together. I didn't take any pictures because it was breaking my heart and it actually made me so sad that I quit playing and didn't play again for a few days :c

I pray StoryProgression doesn't fuck your lives up, you gorgeous creatures ♥

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I changed the setup under the stairs and gave Boo his own bed so he didn’t have to sleep on the ground or couch anymore c:

so cute :3

Digging around before he turns into an old pup :( his birthday is in just a few sim days.

this thing is freaking adorable

Nolan mastered cooking, so now she spends her time at home cleaning and learning new recipes c:

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Augustus and Nolan still hang out like they’re teenagers :3
Nolan: Honey, don’t kill yourself.

Augustus: THIS IS FREAKING GREAT!

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I think the legacy will be over soon, even with me stretching it out as far as I can. I can imagine it all being over in two updates.. maybe three. I don't know. Anyway, thank you guys for reading and all that stuff ♥

lucero 9.4

2013-04-04T22:52:59Z

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS because there's absolutely nothing overly exciting about this update besides the fact that there's attractive teenagers and also um halfway through pictures get bigger because I changed how I edit photos a little.

Look who grew up and I let return from boarding school! ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ
Jace and Eva. Jace, yes, Jace. He still exists. He is alive, for those of you that forgot.

I needed a break from the hectic life at home so I left the kids and Boo behind and to France we go!

Did dad just seriously ditch us all on a moped?
Augustus: You snooze, you lose, suckers!

Poor Maddox was feeling ill for hours :( but he still participated in activities

future nectar addict i can feel it already
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Nolan: My god, these grapes are superb. I could never find fruit of this specimen with such prime ripeness back in Sunset Shores.. Oh, the things I will do with these grapes…

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and ofc bailey went off on her own.
(wtf why are you all getting sick)

--

Should’ve kept this one in boarding school for a while longer..

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Bailey: What do you mean you don’t have this month’s issue of Vogue?!

I have no idea what in the hell this heathen is complaining about.

Jace: Hey, guys look! I found a secret door!

Eva: Oh, bother. Mom just peed herself..

Jace: Do you all seriously care about mom peeing herself more than this secret door?
Maddox: Our family is an embarrassment. I’ll go with you, dude.

Jace: I found another door over here, Maddox.

Maddox: That’s cool and all, but look at this painting. It’s really speaking to me, you know?

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Diving in this well was basically the only adventure-related thing Eva did lol. She mostly just read in cafes the entire trip.

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Maddox: Damn. We don’t have that key we need to get through.

Jace: Yeah, I guess we’ll just have to give up..

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Nolan: How about we scratch “woohoo in a foreign country” off of our bucket lists?
Augustus: Sounds awesome.

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OH HAI THIS IS WHERE I STARTED EDITING A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY SO IGNORE THE SIZE DIFFERENCE

Seriously, all these three did on the vacation was fish. I sold probably fifty frogs.

Maddox: Look, I caught another one!
Eva: We’re going to smell like frogs for weeks..

my precious ♥

oh, bailey. i’m going to miss your cute little face :c

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I think his face is perpetually stuck like that. It’s the only look he ever gives the camera.

Jace is the only one that has any interest or talent in adventuring. The rest of the family just likes squishing grapes.

Jace: I really hope I don’t die in here. They’d never find my body.

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The girls didn’t even bother getting out of their pajamas on the last day -_-

Bailey: Damnit! Is this the best you can catch, fishing pole? Hell no!
Eva: Oh, dear, her tongue has been testy lately..

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My favorite part of France is the town center it's so cute ｡◕‿◕｡

--

Although the poor child kept falling, she did find out how fun making nectar is.

Future alcoholics, this generation, I swear.

nothing like spending your early morning in france jogging the countryside

you thought you'd get through an update of mine without scenery spam of some sorts
hah

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One thing was brought back from France, though. This is the new family pet snail, Perry.
.. Although Perry no longer exists because my game started to slow down a wee bit so I uninstalled WA.

I redid the house a bit because of an overload of funds. Next is the backyard..

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Every night I can hear this night owl squeaking his toy while the family is asleep and it’s adorable

I had to stop letting these two play chess together. Despite having a higher logic level, Augustus always lost to Nolan and their relationship was suffering because of it -_-

Nolan: So why don’t we go try out the new-
Augustus: Yes. I’m flattered you asked.

Stop tainting things I buy for the children ;~;

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Lacking the cojones to actually talk to the girl from the kissing booth, Maddox just wrote her a love letter.

Maddox: Oh, my sweet not-really-love-but-how-cool-would-that-be

Maddox: Bailey can’t call me a pushover now, can she?

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Finished with his job of tainting the kids’ freaking treehouse, Augustus just plays chess online so he doesn’t end up destroying his damn relationship with his wife over a game.

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Callie's a cutie. She just keeps to herself and paints and reads a lot.

kids leaning up onto their tippy toes on stoole is so cuuttee ;-;
hell i'm 17 and i still use a stool in the kitchen to get in our kitchen cabinets

can you imagine this mess every day three times a day
ten sims fighting over food is terrifying

i'm sorry i'm just really proud of this corner of the house lol

Once again, Boo was threatened by dirty dishes.

Boo: First the macaroni, now the plate. I can't handle this. I'm a family lovin' dog, not a fighter. Master, help me.

IDK WHAT IT IS BUT THIS JUST LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS LOOK AT THE RANDOM BUNDLES OF BANANAS
REAL BANANAS TREES DON'T LOOK SO RIDICULOUS

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Of course, Augustus was on a treatment call at the park (which ruins his performance, btw. Angers me to no end).

Townie: S-sir, not to be rude, but are you qualified for this?
Augustus: Not at all. They throw out the closest guy in a lab coat out here. Hell, one time it was our janitor, Ernesto. That got messy real fast.

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okay goodbye lovelies and thank you for reading. i think this update is kind of boring because i was bored and burned out on the family while playing, so.. yeah. but next update will be more exciting because i have plans, you guys. i got stuff and things i'm doing with the fam'. thanks for reading and always been there you guys are awesome and ily all ♥

lucero 9.3

2013-03-08T02:14:04Z

I really have nothing to say so hi lets go.

So I accidentally deleted my screenshots folder and you missed Nolan going into labor. And then you missed me crying over the fact that she had triplets lol.
This is Finn, Callie, and Emilio.

AND THEY ARE THE FINAL CHILDREN OF THIS GENERATION. I AM SO DONE.

Half-assed nursery. I'm so sick of decorating and rearranging stuff because of new kids/previous kids aging lol.

Callie: They'll never suspect me hiding in here.

Emilio is pretty damn cute. I'm stuck between favoring him and Callie :c

Finn is a cutie too, though. His nose is my favorite idk.

Boo: Master? What is my master doing, landing in enemy puddles?
Maddox: Come on, Boo! It's fun!

Boo: Master knows best! I please master and play in water!

These two I swear.

Hello you cutie yes youu.

Now that she's a teenager, Bailey can actually put her athletic trait to good use. What's the point of traits as a child if they can barely do anything? :l

Encouraging. I work out to exhausted old men as well.

Callie: Maddoc.
Maddox: What, Cal?
Callie: I gots a secret.
Maddox: Hmm?
Callie: I lobe you.

Maddox: I love you too, kid.

This is the most beautiful site ever ;-; triplets are exhausting.

can you not watch my kid sleep while thinking of the garden please

woo first alien experience?

GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OUT OF BED. THE BUS LEFT OVER AN HOUR AGO.

Spring festival!

Maddox: *squee* I FOUND AN EGG YOU GUYS!

Bailey: Mmmm yes yes.

Bailey: Nothing quite like the small of pollen and hay fever.

...
That didn't go as planned.

... boo

boo what are you doing ...

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Maddox: Hey Bailey, did you see that girl over there?
Bailey: Who, the kissing booth girl?
Maddox: Yeah, her. She was gorgeous.
Bailey: Then go tell her. Girls love confidence.
Maddox: No way! I've never met her before.

Bailey: Don't be a pushover, Mad.
Maddox: I'm not a pushover!
Bailey: If you weren't, you'd go talk to her.
Maddox: Why are you being so rude about this?

Bailey: Somebody has to go push you into getting something you want. Go talk to her.
Maddox: Not tonight. I promised Eva I'd go skating with her. Maybe tomorrow.
Bailey: Whatever you say.

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He did really go skating with Eva once she got to the park. He's a sweet brother. Plus, he favors Eva.

The faces they make though..

I recived a notification that the adults would be back from their free vacation and Boo autonomously waited out the window for them fkjslafio jkld

Boo: Maybe tall master will come back home for me soon.

Bailey: Please put me out of my misery.

They finally got back and Boo ran outside for a hug joiwefjra.
Augustus: Hey Boo. I missed you, pup.

Looking good, bb. I don't want you to age up :(

The twins got a photobooth picture again and I thought it was cute to hang it next to the one from them as kids.

The triplets exist. They're just.. boring. So I don't take pictures often.

I will say Emilio is impressive lol. It may not LOOK like it, but being a virtuoso, he maxed the xylophone within hours.

Ahhhh yes I missed gardening hehe

Augustus: Jesus lord almighty this is going to hurt.

Poor bb lol.

Gah these two. I'm gonna miss them ;-;

Augustus: Gettin' me some tonight!

how do you do this like how do you manage to tan literally only half of your body

Augustus didn't mind though. He still wished to slow dance when they got home.

Augustus: I love you more than I ever have, Nolan.
Nolan: You're such a darling. Even after all of these years.

Yay birthday!

Yay candles and cake and oh god after so many birthdays are so boring!

OKAY SO I DID GIVE HER A MAKEOVER but um I couldn't handle five teens yeah. I sent her to boarding school and Jace is still there (YOU GUYS REMEMBER JACE, RIGHT? HE EXISTS STILL. I SWEAR. HE'S JUST UGLY AND IN BOOT CAMP FOR IT.)

Maddox jfc you're so sassy lol

Nolan: Good morning, baby boy.
Emilio: Momma!

As hard as she tries, Nolan just isn't good at teaching the toddlers anything..

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Maddox: Gonna find me some eggs.

Maddox: Look, Bailey! She's at the kissing booth again.
Bailey: Stop pointing at her and go say something. I'm tired of hearing it.
Maddox: No way! Maybe I'll see her at school or something.

Maddox: Besides, look, I found more eggs!
Bailey: I am so done with you.

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CAN I NOT GET THROUGH ONE UPDATE WITHOUT A FIRE OF SOME SORTS

Nolan: WHY AREN'T YOU AT BOARDING SCHOOL, EVA? THE TAXI LEFT ALREADY!
Eva: Don't worry ma, I got this!

this family is SO DYSFUNCTIONAL

Anddd here we have the daily morning routine for these two.

I love the master bathroom in the morning. It's so serene and pretty with the lighting jfdsafoirja

this guy was walking around all night and had this floating puppy in front of him the entire time

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I finally caved in and bought the family a chess table since every one of them is a nerd and kept wishing for logic-related objects. Now the backyard is the manly area.

Maddox: Hey, dad, come on. One more game. Maybe you'll win this time.
Augustus: No. Not again. I will not have my son beat me for a fourth time in a row.

If it wasn't for Bailey, Callie would've never learned her skills lol.

Manly men.

STOP YOU TWO ARE RABBITS THIS IS WHY YOU ALREADY HAVE 8
Yeah have you guys been keeping count?
Bailey, Maddox, Evangeline, Jace, Callie, Emilio, Finn.
That's eight children in one generation.

Callie loves strolls with her momma. Oh lord she's so cute ;~;

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Bailey: Ready for this, Mad?
Maddox: Ready!

Maddox: Ha! I caught it this time!

Bailey: But I'm supposed to be the winner..

I guess her loser of a brother beating her bothered Bailey enough to force her into a hot dog eating contest..

Determination and painful gagging and choking on food pays off because she won!

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lol it looks like he's doing the cha cha slide

Callie, you're doing it wrong. Has your mother trained you that badly?

Yay birthday!

.. Oh dear god those pigtails!

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Nolan still struggles with the training..

Callie: What is this woman even saying? My grammar is more adequate than hers.

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Birthday time for the triplets finally oh my god. I thought it would never end ;A;

Their newly-renovated room.

And here they are! They're all so cute, but I have a sweet spot for Emilio heheheh

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Eugh. I'm sorry this was such a bad and rough update. I just wanted to throw something together for you guys because I've been so busy with school. The next one will be better, I promise ♥

lucero 9.2

2013-02-10T18:18:17Z

I'm on a roll with these updates, man
This one is kind of.. scattered about and what not, so please excuse me.

Eva aged up! Idk her traits but whatever she's precious and if you don't love her as much as I do by the update then get out

The spoiled princess gets a room to herself.

All of the kids skate together but poor Eva gets left behind because.. she's a loser (literally) and just cannot do anything right.

Evangeline: Daddy, I can’t skate well and the other kids are laughing at me.
Augustus: That’s terrible. Come here, baby.

Augustus: See, you just glide your feet like this. You're getting it!
Evangeline: I'm skating!

Since Nolan's pregnant, she couldn't do anything but make snow angels ;~;

Nolan: I swear to holy god if that's the deer Boo let eat from our garden, this family will be having venison for dinner tonight.

I'm sorry bb. This is the last one. As far as you know ♥

Christmas lights!

yay more dirty diapers

ASSHOLES THERE\S TABLES INSIDE

At this point, I didn't think Nolan having a single child at once was possible, but hey.
This is Ona <3

She's so cute ;-;

Boo: Hahahah do something about it bitches.

She's so competitive it kind of scares me

Butterflies in winter go logic lol

You're so cuteeee

Nolan and Augustus spend most of their time at home reading near Ona upstairs.

Evil sims are creepy as fuck tbh

Boo: I'll never be able to do anything right.

Boo: One day, I shall conquer you.

You're even cute when your top lip flutters as you're screaming

;A;

maddox

stop

Bailey: Maddox, I love you like a twin would love their-
Maddox: We are twins.
Bailey: Shut up. Point is, I love you but your reaper snowmen are freaking out the neighbors.

Ugh favoring blondes like no other

Eva

Bailey loves playing in the tub and I would show it more because she's cute but I feel weird taking pictures of pixel children in the tub so here just take this one.

EVA..

I'm gonna miss Boo when he passes ;-;

Augustus spends more time at the hospital than he does at home, but he always manages to tickle Ona at least once a morning before he leaves for work :')

The Luceros are the weird family on the block that never gets invited to parties and you two aren't helping congrats I hope you're proud of your selves

I got bored and gave the upstairs new walls woo

stop being

so cute ;-;

precious child

Ona gets more attention than any toddler I've ever had has gotten I think lol

I'm stupid and accidentally deleted Eva's hair so she got a new do. She's still perf lol

Eva: What move can I make to destroy these fools?

I'M SO SICK OF WINTER COME ON SPRING ;~;

Boo: I'm watching you, macaroni bowl. I know what your plans are. You think you're sneaky, but I won't let a single noodle harm this family.

Remember when I said Ona would be the last one?

........ I lied.

Birthday time!

MADDOX YOU STONE COLD FOX.
Seriously he's so handsome ugh.

He's so fab lol

Cute Bailey

Bailey's quite the looker herself. And she grows up nicer (yes I cheated deal with it).

These two spend a majority of their time beating the shit out of each other.

I love his nose lol

Bailey: And then she found out the shoes were Prada... knockoffs.

Eva: Oh, god.
Maddox: The horror!

Ona finally got her own proper nursery. Even though she's a child in a day or two.. lol.

You little shit you're lucky you're cute

Thank god for teens. Nolan has spent nearly her entire young adult life training kids ;-;

Bailey: Mom, she's walking! You did it Ona!

Ona: Hell yeah I did! Did you see that? I was freaking great!

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Okay I'm sorry for the super abrupt ending but I've been busy.. I had three projects due this week, four tests Friday, and then I took the SAT on Saturday so yeah. Extremely busy and miserable week. But I've been trying my best to keep you guys updated since I couldn't do anything for so long due to an absence of a computer. Update by next weekend again I (kind of) promise. <3

lucero 9.1

2013-01-19T21:29:32Z

hey hi hello
I am finally back with a new computer and it's awesome. Seriously. My game runs faster with all EPs installed (besides SP) and all of my CC installed than my old laptop could run base game and cc-free lol. Major upgrade. Oh, and I finally got Showtime and Seasons, so.. expect seasons spam and no I'm not sorry.

Before we start, I lost screenshots and I'm too lazy to post from tumblr, so I need to catch you guys up. Nolan and Augustus had a small, private wedding and Nolan had twins, whom are now children. Nolan's preggers again and the family resides in whatever world came with Showtime. Also, Boo had his birthday and is now an adult and still happy c:

This is Maddox and all he does is terrorize the family as a dinosaur.

Boo: I'll wait for your return forever, little masters.

Everybody was at work/school, so Nolan went to the Summer Festival by herself (which was rather depressing to watch).

But she didn't mind c:

I think the pregnancy hormones got to her head because she constantly smiles.

Townie: Holy shit that was easy! I won!

Townie: Lady, I won. You can stop eating now.
Nolan: Food.

stop smiling you creep

This is Bailey. All I remember of her traits is she's atheletic.

And Maddox..

.. is not athletic at all. He's terrible at sports.

lol saw that coming

Arrow: Hey, you see this kid I'm poiningt at? He sucks. He's a total loser. He can't do anything right.
Maddox: Even inanimate arrows laugh at me.

You cute kid, you ♥

And of course Bailey's perfect.

This is Jace.

And this is Evangeline. But we're gonna call her Eva for short.

i favor her

cccc:

Okay done with the toddler spam I'm just so excited I finally have blonde Luceros ;-;

FROOOOOOOSSSSSTTT

Boo always sleeps in Nolan and Augustus' room. I think it's because he likes Augustus so much.

Augustus: Who's my little boy? Who? Who is he? You are!
Boo: Of course I am. Duh.

Augustus: What? Did you just talk, Boo?
Boo: If there's a single threat of my master being taken away from me I will destroy them.

well

you could've just told me you don't like the swing

toddler spam forever

These two spend all morning together when the family isn't home c:

i love this face so much ;-;

Boo: Hey, let's watch Ghost Hunters. I need to catch up on my TAPS guys.
Bailey: shush, Boo. I can't hear the tv.

Boo: Shit, then I'll just go. Didn't have to be so rude about it.

idk I like nolan and augustus' room

Eva: Daddy, pee, pee!
Augustus: Look, honey, Eva likes being tickled!
Nolan: I doubt it, dear. I really do.

aw i love twins ;-; they always play together and they bond so well afjosdiaj4a

Boo: That macaroni told me it was gonna beat the shit out of me.

SHE'S SO CUTEEEE

Winter festival!

Maddox: Gah, I keep slipping!
Bailey: lol you suck.

Bailey: LOST MY FOOTING!

Bailey: God damn this ice making me look bad in front of my loser brother.

This pixelated child has more talent than I do.

so pouty bb

We have a microwave inside where it's not like 12 degrees but w/e

The frosted windows make me so happy ;-;

HAHA WE COULD AFFORD AN ALARM THIS TIME

Plot twist: a sim cop wins a fight.

jk

Aww they got a greeting card at the festival c:

Boo: The coast is clear. They're all down.
?: Are you sure about this man?

Boo: Yeah, come on. It's over here.
Bambi: You better not be wrong, hombre.
Boo: I'm not. The goods are right there.

Fuck you, Bambi.

Nolan: Nice and toasty.

Bailey: Groooss, mom!
Maddox: Mom, you're embarrassing us.
Nolan: Come on kids, it's cold. Warm those buns up!

That sheep looks like it's tweaked off of its balls.

But Jace is cute c;

LOL AND THEN SUDDENLY I REMEMBERED WHY I STOPPED PUTTING FIREPLACES IN HOMES

Nolan you're PREGNANT GO AWAY

Nolan: I have concluded..

Nolan: That this room is smokin'.

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Um apparently I'm a huge douche and that's the end lol. I could've sworn there was more for you guys but it ends there, so..
I'm glad I can be back in the community and I hope this was up to par to make up for my absence c:

lucero 9.0

2012-12-04T17:50:45Z

i really have nothing to say so.. yeah. hey.

The second I put the family in a new 'hood in Appaloosa Plains, Isaac decided it was time to have his birthday. Attention whore.

（￣ー￣）
your face
i like it

Though he's not heir, so I moved him out ASAP. (Along with Owen. Sorry, man, but my laptop is laggy and I couldn't handle grandparents with the heir's family).

I felt bad that I separated them, so I cheated and added Sooyoung to the family and moved them out together. A few hours later I got a notification from SP saying they're expected, and I've been given permission by moncoeursims (Creator of Sooyoung) to upload their kid for download when he's a young adult c:

And then I made my first pet in CAP! I started to model his face after my pitbull, but then somehow it morphed into my cane corso's face too with droopy lips, lol. Either way, his name is Topher c:

My bb is so precious ;~;

Nerd ass. Stop playing chess and go create bbs.

Alyeska is so.. void of emotion.

Bondin' over marshmallows.

Topher: I must guard the kibble. My master put it down for me. It's my kibble.

Every time Augustus eats pizza he makes this face and tbh it scares me.

Topher: What in the hell is that box farting out?

Sigh fleas..

Time for my bb to grow up <3

Augustus: YAYY ONCE SHE MOVES OUT I'LL BE ABLE TO WALK AROUND IN THE NUDE!

.. or you can ditch your sister's most important birthday to graduate ..

;~;

she's so gorgeous. did my own sim just become a girl crush? yeah.
I don't remember the traits the has ( I haven't kept up on traits in seriously generations I'm terrible :| ) but I do remember she rolled the LTW Ark Builder (collect 20 minor pets in the wild).

Alyeska: I'm an adult! I'm an adult! I'm an adult and I'm GORGEOUS.

Because of her LTW, I had her go off and hunt. Ofc we ran into a bird and I love birds on this game so much heheheh.

Alyeska: Ooh, little birdie! Look how cute and innocent you look!
Bird: Cute? Innocent? Bitch I will tear you up.

Alyeska: NO WAY DID THAT BIRD JUST TALK AND CALL ME A BITCH?

Alyeska: That shit's cool.

That bird obviously wasn't a fan of Alyeska so she got this guy and I promptly named him Tina Fey.

Topher: I don't know what that thing is, but I'm gonna eat it.

Topher: You okay?
Cookie: There's something on my tail. I swear to god, don't you see it?

c:

You thought you'd get by an update of mine without a scenery pic HAHA.

Alyeska: Tina Fey, stop digging your claws into me. You're hurting my shoulder-
Tina Fey: SHIT I'M SORRY THE FACT YOU TOOK ME OUT OF MY HOME IN THE WILD IS SUCH AN INCONVENIENCE FOR YOUR LIFE LET ME ADJUST MY BODY FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M USUALLY NOT THE PERVERTED ONE
BUT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A PENIS?
(why are pets still glitching EA get on that shit this EP has been out forever)

Hey Marill.

... Idk where you're going but have fun.

And.. again I felt bad that I split them up, so I cheated again, even though I never technically even got them together in the old save. I just love these two together so much :c

I will never get a dog good at this.

TOPHER NO DON'T TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON THE GNOMES

Cookie has a habit of waking up every morning and barking at the fridge until I cancel the interaction :l

And the barking distracted me from Nigel deciding to propose -___-

look at the cute ;~;

And then I moved them out, but ofc I'll keep an eye on them and any of their spawn heheheh.

Augustus: Grandma, I'm glad to see you and all, but I can't really afford for you to cook for fu-
Wren: Shut up, kid.

Augustus: You could've made enough for me.
Wren: Would've cost you too much money. Shut up, kid.

Wren: How come every time I visit you're wasting your time on that lap-pad?
Augustus: It's a laptop, grandma. And I'm not wasting my time, I'm chatting with an old girlfriend from Twinbrook.
Wren: Lap-pad, pad-top, they're all the same. And if she doesn't give me great-grandbabies, I'm not interested.

Augustus: Good thing your opinion doesn't matter on that topic, then. I don't know how she feels about kids. And that doesn't matter because she just told me her plane arrives right after I get off work!
Wren: Go get 'er, kid.

----

Nolan: Well, Augustus Lucero. Looks like you're on your way to becoming the doctor you've always dreamed of being.

Augustus: Nolan! I missed your bratty attitude. Where are your bags?
Nolan: Of course you did. They're in the taxi with a very snotty taxi driver that wants to get rid of me as soon as he can.
Augustus: Might as well not keep him waiting.

Augustus: I've missed you so much, Nolan.
Nolan: I've missed you too.

Augustus immediately made dinner for the two while Nolan went out to the garden.

I wish EA gave you a notification that animals are in labor like they do with sims. Unless I just missed it :/

Cookie: THIS HURTS SO DAMN MUCHCHHHH.
I know bb. Well, not really because I've never given birth. But still <3

omg you are adorable

omg my first batch (that makes them sound like food w/e) of puppies ;-; they're so cute. but my game couldn't handle the lag.. so the only one I kept was this one, named Boo. The other three (Mario, Goomba, and Koopa) were all given to Alyeska, Owen, and Isaac c:

Which reminds me, Owen is a crazy cat man. I've gotten at least 5 notifications of him adopting cats, so he's probably insane and poor from all of that cat food.

----

Nolan: That was amazing, Augustus.
Augustus: I.. yeah. It was.

Nolan: Will you still love me in the morning?

Augustus: I'm gonna love you every morning, afternoon, and evening we live.

----

I've discovered puppies are basically useless and can do nothing besides run away and make derpy faces.

Augustus: Here, pup!

Boo: MASTER MASTER MASTER MASTER HELLO I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR AWAKENING AND I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE LET US RUN AROUND TOGETHER.

Okay this might sound weird but Nolan reminds me of myself. She loves animals (especially puppies) and despises Tina Fey (I hate birds irl) and she loves kids so much (her LTW is to raise 5 babies to teens) and she's so nurturing and she's constantly cooking and she enjoys cleaning

And that statement I just typed made me realize I'm a feminist's worst nightmare as I would love to be a housewife.
...

One difference between Nolan and I: I hate gardening.

Nolan: Tina Fey, will you please stop so I can just clean your cage?
Tina Fey: When's this bitch gonna learn I run this show?

I never noticed how big Augustus's nose is until this photo lol.

But he's still so cute c;

Nolan: Augustus, I've been meaning to ask you something.
Augustus: Ask away.
Nolan: How do you feel about children...?

Augustus: That's a sudden question. Why are you asking?
Nolan: Because it's an interest of mine. I've been thinking.. what if we had a baby?

Augustus: Is that really what you want?
Nolan: More than anything.
Augustus: Than I guess we better get to it.

Nolan: Augustus! What on Earth are you doing?

Augustus: Carrying my lady to her chamber.

Nolan: Wait.
Augustus: What's wrong?
Nolan: Nothing, but do you think we're really ready for a baby? Do you even want kids?
Augustus: Of course I do. I want as many kids as you want. Imagine how beautiful our little baby Nolans running around would be. I would love them just as much as I love you.
Nolan: I love you, too, Gus.

----

Boo: MASTER MASTER MASTER MASTER!!

Boo: You're not my master.

Boo: What in the hell is that white thing?

Augustus: Thank you for the breakfast, babe. But I gotta go to work.

Nolan: Be good. I'll see you later, and I'll have dinner ready by the time you're home.

Nolan: Oh, god. I hope the eggs weren't spoiled..
Maid: Bish, you gotta bun in the oven.

Augustus: C'mere, puppy. Now I gotta secret for you...

Augustus: ... won't she love it, Boo?
Boo: Master is holding me and speaking his foreign words to me. Master loves me!!!

----

Sorry for the abrupt ending, but my edited screenshots ended there and I'm too sickly to bother with editing new photos. I'll have an update soon though! Scout's honor~

Wren of Skyloft credit goes to uselaforce
Nigel Wilke credit goes to aheadytale
Sooyoung Hyun credit goes to moncoeursims

lucero 8.3

2012-11-16T00:29:14Z

hey hi hello
Upon us is an update~ the last lucero heir poll, actually, because i've decided that i'll decide the 9th generation's heir. not that that really matters, as i'm probably just going to instant baby them with the spouse lol for the 10th generation.

Alyeska's just cute ty

Even though she's a female clone of her father..

Augustus: Hey, Nolan. I thought you couldn't come over?
Nolan: Yeah, my boss let me clock out early tonight!

Augustus: Is that so? I believe you owe me a round of snipers, if my memory holds me correct.
Nolan: Sounds correct to me.

This update has been brought to you by Alyeska's face.

Don't think I didn't see that

Alyeska: So, Gus.
Augustus: It's Augustus, Alyeska.

Alyeska: I apologize, Augustus. So, when is your friend Nigel coming over again?

Augustus: Nigel? Why do you care about when he comes over?

Alyeska: Because he's cute and I'm of-age. Obviously.
Augustus: Hmph. I don't know. I'll tell you whenever. Don't try anything, though.
Alyeska: Brother, you know me better than that. Of course I'll try. Also, checkmate.
Augustus: Dash it all.

Aaaaaaand Owen is still annoying and constantly mining. At least it's gotten us.. quite the amount of money.

Alyeska: What?! Alisha told you that Mark told her that Alexis had told him that Eva read Nigel's mind and he said I'm cute? No freaking way.

Lucero motto:
You break it, you fix it.

I had a slight hunch the household was glitched. Turns out, I was right. Wanna know how I know?
This macaroni has been on the stove for four days.

Can you tell I favor them..

Augustus: Wanna know a secret, Nolan?
Nolan: Always up for a secret.

Augustus: I think you're a beautiful young woman.
Nolan: I believe that's the sweetest secret I've ever heard.
Augustus: And.. I'd like for you to be my girlfriend.
Nolan: I believe that's the best question I've been asked tonight as well. Of course I would.

So the Tiberium next to Owen is small in this screenshot, but after a few days it grew without me realizing, and I eventually sold it for around 40,000 simoleons..

..

:|
Guess who forgot to turn the highest free will option off and happened to leave Owen alone for like two hours to watch the kids

TAYLOR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Owen: I MAY HAVE DONE SOMETHING BAD

Biggest. Freaking. Housefire. Ever.

Congrats you single handedly killed your wife

Top urn is Taylor. RIP, Taylor. You were kind of a boring spouse tbh but you created the beautiful kids with Owen, and for that, we thank you.

I hope you feel guilty sweeping up the ashes of the remainders of your stove and wife.

On a lighter note, the swamps are still pretty.

Heheheh

I accidentally deleted Owen's hair and I'm too lazy to change it. Or maybe a deep part of me wanted to punish him for manslaughter.

Marc Brandt or w/e was there too.

Marc: HAHA YOU'RE IN YOUR SLEEPWEAR AND YOU HAVE POINTY EARS AND YOU'RE BALD!

Owen: Is it really that bad? :(

ehehehe

This is Cookie by booboolalaland on tumblr. It's not evident yet but he's pretty derpy and I've basically fallen in love.
Cookie: I got the ball!

Cookie: I've got the ball! The ba-

Cookie: AARFOFF.

Cookie: BALL.

So basically I love this dog.

Cookie: I don't got ball.

Stop being so precious.

Look how happy this dog is.

supah kawaii

Alyeska: Who's a good boy!?

Alyeska: You are! YES YOU ARE!

Alyeska: C'mere, let me brush you.
Cookie: I enjoy the presence of this human.

oh hey taylor

you bastard you can't ew her you killed her

Owen and Cookie spend their days together while the kids are at school.

Cookie: Tired of this shit.

omg so i saw this magical little creature of sorts but owen couldn't catch it jflkdsjaoir4a

Owen: 'HO SHIT! What kind of bird are you?

Spotted Sixam: MOTHA FUCKA YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT I BEEN THROUGH.

Nolan and Augustus are doing relatively well. Being a teenage couple, doing teenage things.

Like making out.

Alyeska: If they don't stop being so loud I'm going to drown myself in my own food.

I know I don't show them much, but Sooyoung and Issac are doing very well, and actually, he had asked her to go steady soon after this screenshot.

Nolan, no.

Nolan: HELP I'M TIRED AND I CAN'T GET IN BED WITH MY BOFRIEND'S DAD.
for a good reason GO HOME IT'S 3 AM

she's lucky she's cute

as is cookie

drum roll please

Augustus: Sit, Cookie! Come on boy, siittttt.

Cookie: I thought we were playing ball? I followed you outside because I was under the impression that we were going to play ball.

;-;
i love his face

Right away he applied for a position at the hospital. And because this is sims, he was, of course, hired.

Heir poll timeee.

Not even gonna lie, I don't have any of their traits. But those honestly don't matter to you guys because I'm the one that has to play the heir and deal with them so yeah.. I'm pretty sure we all just look for our favorite face when we all vote anyway, am I right or am I right?

Thanks to anybody who votes and thank you for reading c:

View Poll: generation eight heir poll

lucero 8.2

2012-10-28T19:26:50Z

waddup
another long update so i'm probably just gonna have limited caption because i don't even want to update right now but i'm procrastinating on homework and i just want to hurry up and get this over with so i can play more........

Isaac owns this household.

Isaac: Ooh, homework. Alyeska's doing her homework. I should avoid eating it, I suppose.
Alyeska: I'm going to punt you if you don't go away, Isaac.

GOD DAMNIT, WREN.

So I missed the swamps and hated the house.. so we moved.

Alyeska went straight to the knew treehouse. I had promised her wish of one since she aged into a child, so I felt she deserved it c:

Real men play chess while in their tux.

Alyeska: Real talk, y'all. I own this shit.

No, seriously. She banned Isaac.

She keeps rolling wishes to fish and it's like she's a little Marill ;~;

Augustus: Note to self; star known as Hilary Clinton last seen on October the 27th.
Seriously. I name all of my sims' stars after celebrities/politicians. It's funny.

All Owen does anymore is play video games. He's officially bored of keeping people besides himself alive.

Still working on his martial arts c;

LIFE FRUIT THAT IS THRIVING
WREN WOULD BE SOO PROUD OWEN ;-;

Alyeska: MOM I LIKE YOU AND I THINK YOU'RE OKAY BUT YOU'RE IN THE THE PERCEPTIVE VIEW OF GRAND THEFT AUTO

Taylor makes the most reasonable faces playing catch

Way to be the first adult to pee their selves in this entire legacy..

Isaac: My name is Isaac, and I own this shit. Especially everything on Augustus' side of the room.
Augustus: Shut up, Isaac.

taylor

Owen: JESUS CHRIST MY WIFE IS HAIRY

Taylor: So how about we celebrate our birthday?

Owen: Babe, I love you but.. when's the last time you shaved?

Wren visited again and managed to now wake anybody up c:

I lied. Owen actually wakes up at 4 to cook breakfast for the kids every morning. He's still a good daddy.

i'd tell him to stop whining

but he's cute

so whiny and cute

Yay birthday time!

Isaac made puberty his bitch.

Alyeska's adorable. She's either in her treehouse, playing dress-up, looking for stars, or building.

LOOKING FOR STARS IS IRONIC because she was named after looking for alaska and alaska's almost-name was alyeska so it's like looking for alyeska
ha

Son of a bitch, Marill.

At least she made waffles..

My little nerd <3

We invested in a trampoline.

Which wasn't the best of ideas.

Owen: God damn son of a bitch all I wanted to do was enjoy something for once

Owen: I'm beyond too old for this shit.

Isaac: I HATE AUTUMN SALAD

Isaac: Gettin' real sick of your shit, salad.

Owen hit a midlife crisis btw. he gets the shit wishes like move, buy a car worth 10k, divorce taylor, or wanting more kids -_-

Isaac: Augustus, get your damn feet out of my face.
Augustus: lol 'fraid not.

Isaac: Today is gonna suucccckk.
Augustus: Shower in a can yay!

Isaac: You're morphing into me, Augustus.
Augustus: Gotta get these pits bro.

Free vacation! First one I've been offered in generations uguhhghghh.

Alyeska: Would mom and dad approve of this? I'm in the fifth grade and skipping school.
Isaac: I don't want to, but whatever.

Augustus: Of course they would. It's purely educational and nothing but.

--

Augustus: That was shit. Never again.
Isaac: You're a dumbass.

Alyeska: .. What happened?
Augustus: Well, I'm about to swim.
Alyeska: And then?
Augustus: Party tonight!

Isaac: I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS AND I RUINED MY FAVORITE SWEATER IN THE MAUSOLEUM THIS PARTY IS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND LOOK MY HAIR IS RUINED.

Isaac: Hello, I'm interested in buying the supplies necessary for a teenage party? Perhaps fine nectar and party favors?

Beverly: ...

Beverly: Oh dear.

I attempted to dress Isaac up as Jack Skellington.. which is more difficult than it appears since he's not three feet taller and a skeleton.

You know what idk what Alyeska is but she's cute okay. Let's just call her an imp.

.. Augustus is a vampire kitty. I just really wanted to use the cat ears on him.

Augustus: Nigel, my man! I'm throwing a party tonight. Send a message to every teen in town and invite them.

Augustus: What do you mean 'will there be illegal activities'?

You have no idea how much fun I had dressing up all of these sims. It took forever but oh did I enjoy it~
The adventurer is Nigel Wilke by aheadytale, thing 1 is Filius Finch by uselaforce, and the hXc goth teen is Kane Fraiser by simsiguess.

Beemo is Sooyoung Hyun by moncoeursims.

Isaac: I'm going to drink so much that I'll never have to remember anything.

Isaac: Drink for the pretty lady?
Sooyoung: Thank you! I'm Sooyoung, by the way.
Isaac: Isaac. How come I've never seen you at school before?
Sooyoung: Oh, I'm not new. I've just been homeschooled since I was a little girl.

Isaac: Hey Nigel- whoa.

Augustus: Who's that?

Alyeska was comfortable by herself dancing and gossiping with the teens c:

Way to be a total creep, Nigel.

Augustus: Hey, I'm Augustus. I'd remember a pretty girl like you. How come I haven't seen you around before?

Nolan: I'm Nolan, and I just moved here from Bridgeport. I know we've never met, but I got an invite from Nigel. I hope it's cool that I came?

Augustus: Oh, sure, absolutely! I'm a total butterfly. I don't mind one bit.

Augustus: Soo I have this crazy idea.
Nolan: What's that?
Augustus: How about you come inside for a drink and a dance?
Nolan: Sounds good.

Isaac is beyond an awkward dancer..

Isaac: Confidence. Steady. Must be one with thyself.

Alyeska: You.
Nigel: Me?
Alyeska: Of course you. Who are you?
Nigel: I'm Nigel. I'm a friend of Augustus's. Aren't you his little sister that was named after some state? Arkansas?

Alyeska: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. It's Alyeska, and you're cute.

Nigel: Hahah, you're cute little one. Too little for me. but I appreciate the compliment.

Augustus: Don't take this the wrong way, but what are you supposed to be?

Nolan: I'm a snow leopard, duh! What are you..?

Augustus: A vampire cat hybrid. What else would I be?

Although he insulted her fierce tactics by calling her little twice, Nigel did agree to dance with Alyeska for fun.

Augustus: You wanna take a break and get a drink?
Nolan: Sounds good!

*silence*

Augustus: Wanna make out?
Nolan: Definitely.

I think the nectar got to Isaac's head, because pretty soon he was the party entertainer and being a friend to everyone.

Isaac: Boy where in the hell are you going does it looked like I was finished with my damn story?

And so it begins. They all drop like flies -_-

God damnit, Wren. Not the time to haunt the stereo.

The cops were never called and the party raged on literally all night until the next morning.

Nigel.
Way to be the only dick that didn't enjoy himself.

More puberty!

Sooyoung and Nolan came over to hang out and celebrate Alyeska's birthday.

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jfsoiajr4lkwajofirjwalkfjsa

fjlksajfoirjea lkfjreak

she's so precious ;~;

Owen and Taylor came back and GOD DAMN IT TAYLOR WHY ARE YOU HAIRY AGAIN HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO PAY TO GET YOU WAXED?

w/e doesn't change the fact that the kids didn't get in trouble and the party was a success and Alyeska is gorgeous okay thank you for dragging along through this update with me oh my lord this legacy is almost over ;~;

--

Nigel Wilke by aheadytale
Filius Finch by sectumsimpra/uselaforce
Sooyoung Hyun by moncoeursims
Kane Fraiser by simsiguess

lucero 8.1

2012-10-06T20:56:07Z

okay warning this update is extremely long and i understand if you just skim through or whatever
when i say extremely long i mean long

as in theres 150 photos long

.... i'm the one who has to write it ok so dont complain or w/e a lot of important stuff happens i tried to chop it down as much as possible but i couldn't anymore than this okay

ANYWHO

Marill's birthday :c

Wren got so excited she pissed herself. Seriously, her bladder bar was in the green..

Wren: Oopsie.

Being the attention whore that she is, Taylor popped while Marill was sparkling!

Marill: Hell yeah I still got it!

HE'S SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN CRYING

Not that she's an elder and retired from fishing, all Marill does is tinker with the appliances.
Wren: Marill, do you think you could keep it down-
Marill: 'Fraid not, babe. Somebody has to whack this shit.

Level 9 inventing skill and you're still smashing your fingers.

Owen: God damned time machine will be the end of me..

YES
LET'S CLAP BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE TV TRYING TINKERING

And because I'm a terrible simmer, Augustus aged up in front of the potty!

I don't remember what traits he got, but he's a cutie :')

Wren: GAH!

Wren: I hit my head..

Marill: Son, why don't you come play with your old parents?
Owen: Can't. I'm trying to discover a new potion.
Marill: You always were-
Owen: A nerd ass. I know mom, I'm a nerd ass.

Taylor: OOF! Augustus, get your dad, please!

Augustus: Is that my mom screaming from the pain of labor I hear? Nah. Can't be.

Actually, it was. A few hours later she gave birth to Isaac Lucero.

Aaaaand he was promptly aged up, as always. He's an adorable mixture of Owen, Wren, and Taylor ♥

Owen's really a good dad. He may not really want to teach the kids, but he always rolls wishes to pick them up and snuggle them c:

Skilling with mommy & grandma c:

Just one more baby. I promise Taylor, then you can spend your life typing away on your computer.
~~Just like I do~~.

Wren's birthday! Everybody but the maid and Isaac were out of the house, though.

Maid: YEAH LADY I DON'T REALLY KNOW BUT YOU SIGN MY PAYCHECK SO THAT'S AWESOME!

Time for Isaac to age up too!

FINALLY my lord. Only took days of him screaming and smashing his fingers.

Isaac is just like his dad. A nerd ass.

Owen: You won't believe the evolution that takes place within the next 60 years..

Family game night~ this generation is really close and friendly, which preases me.

Taylor: Babe..

Owen: I know, I know.. Simgina.

Taylor: PANCAKES. BIRTH. PANCAKES AND BIRTH.

This is Alyeska Lucero. Alyeska is also a name I got from the Fault In Our Stars (Alaska's almost-name). Here's what it means if you're interested.

Isaac: More dirty diapers?

Wren's garden is coming along nicely. She even has a few life plants thriving ♥

Seriously, it's Owen Jr.

While Augustus is more of an actual kid.

Augustus: *Pssshh*. Next stop.. cookie jar.

Wren really did most of the training. Her wishes all had to do with her grandbabies.
She even rolled for 10 but I was like LOL, NO.

Augustus: I just had five Mountain Dews and I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED.

Way to look giddy.

Alyeska: Food. Precious food.

Taylor: Who's mommy's girl? You love me, don't ya baby?
Alyeska: She took me away from my precious.

Wow good job on not looking like a total creep while hugging your kid Owen.
really a+

Owen autonomously uses the time machine and freaks me out when I can't find him -_-

Taylor: Work was hell. I'm so stressed I can't remember how many fingers I have.
Owen: I'm sorry to hear about that-

Taylor: Sex. Now.

I started having Owen assist Wren with the garden. Because eventually somebody will have to take it over.. ;c

Wren: brb gonna see what's glowing down there.
Owen: k

Isaac, you're terrifying. I pray you grow into your facial features.

AUGUSTUS

Augustus: I'm ashamed.

Marill: Watch out, I'm evil and fighting the urge to steal all of your candy!
Alyeska: *gasp*

Marill: KIDDING I'm just going to tickle you until you hate me.

These two are still sweet with each other and it makes me happy c:

Marill: Hah! I beat you that time, honey.

Wren: Over my dead body.

Marill: Wren..

Marill: I think you mean over my dead body.

:((((((((((((

Wren: Oh, Marill!

Taylor: Hey, son! Beautiful weather we're having, isn't it?
Isaac: Not the time, mom.

~~taylor why do you look like wobbling you're not pregnant~~.

Marill: Oh, Grim, I never caught that god damn death fish, you can't take me yet!

Grim: Death fish? You mean my favorite pet. Oh, hell no. You're definitely coming with me now.

Witnessing his grandmother dying gave Augustus the need to help others, and he rolled the LTW world-renowned surgeon, and I figured why not.

Attention whore.

She is cute though. Chubby cheeks, definitely her mom's.

Augustus: Why are we alive though?

I know bb ;-;

I take pictures of her sleeping often because I'm creepy.

Boring and blank, but whatever. I was too lazy to put effort into it. She's lucky I remembered to place a laundry basket.

Wren: Oh, Marill. I'm nothing without you..

;-;

Now for some happy news.

Say goodbye to his cute little childish face <3

Because lookit this n_n

;_;
you're so handsome, augustus. your sister is even smitten by your face.

.. and for some reason the rest of the pictures in this update are small. like extremely fucking teeny. so excuse my stupidity for any annoyance.

SMALL PICTURES DON'T CHANGE HOW CUTE HE IS ;~;

And China, because everybody mourning was bumming me out. Even though a foreign country didn't stop them.

Owen: Whiny bitches.

Of course, Wren just savaged the local garden.

Fish: :)

Augustus rolled to learn martial arts, seeing as he gained disciplined as a teenager.

Here's to hoping he'll eventually get the hang of it.

He is seriously so adorable though. I favor him so bad fsalkjt4ioa

Owen: Mom.. do you miss ma?
Wren: Of course I do. Your mom was my rock. We stuck through everything together. From a rough beginning, to living with your grandmother Charmaine and her family while Marill was pregnant to you, to raising you and Mila without help and limited money, and getting through your sister getting pregnant so young..

Wren: Your mother was my absolute everything and still is.
Owen: How are you dealing with everything? Mourning and still helping Taylor and I with the kids and finances.
Wren: Because I know my place is still here and I have to still live in the moment. I go to bed every night comforted by knowing I'll be with her again one day. Until then, you and the family are my concern.

Owen: You've always been a strong woman, mom.
Wren: And I spent an amazing life with watching you and you sister grow just as strong. Now I'm just going to enjoy watching your kids grow just the same until it's my time. I just want you to know I'm proud of you.

Owen: I love you, mom.
Wren: I love you too kid.

Owen: And she still catches better fish than me.
Wren: I was taught by the best, son.

chess face spam for both the pleasures of aheadytale and i c:

Obligatory China spam.

Came back to a Prudence kid in our house eating cake. Wtf.

The new gnome ganged up with Abracadabra on Mr. Gnome..

Quality family time

.. With promotion for the pets by EA.

Owen: The life fruit's looking good, mom. I'll be able to create a monster before you know it.
Wren: SimGod knows I won't freakin' live to see the things actually sprout.

Wren: Oh..

That's one way to be scarred for life.

;-;

She didn't even put up a fight.

You two were my favorite couple to play ever. You were never boring. RIP bbs, I know you're happy now that you're together ;c

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Congratulations on getting through the longest freaking post I've ever done. Now that I'm finished with it, I realize I probably should've just done two parts tj4oiwaj guoia my life.

Now, I'm going to go haunted housing (did I just make a verb up) with friends and cry over Marill and Wren. ty for reading/lurking/whatever <3

Wren of Skyloft credit goes to uselaforce

lucero 8.0

2012-09-23T18:58:39Z

generation 8 the furthest i've ever gotten in a legacy
touchdown

Owen won heir poll by.. one or two votes. Seriously, it was so close, and I was so heart broken because I loved both of them. Also, because I've played more than I've been able to update and I had 600 pictures to choose from.. I'm just going to start with the new generation in Twinbrook. I moved Lyle Mila, and Priscilla out. Speaking of Mila:

She grew up incredible gorgeous and is up for download here. If you're possibly ridiculously upset that I suck and I'm not posting the end of generation 7 on livejournal and that you've missed some of this ridiculous family, the entirety of generation 7 can be found here or here in chronological order.

now, for the main event~

owen: thank you for meeting me here so suddenly, taylor.
taylor: i thought something was wrong so i rushed over.
owen: actually, it's just a question, really..

Owen: Taylor Scholls, you've been my girlfriend since we started high school, and there's no better way I could ever imagine spending my high school career. Since those days are over, will you do me the honor of being my wife for the rest of our lives?

Taylor: Of course, Owen!

Owen: I'm gonna make you so happy, Taylor. Just you wait and see.
Taylor: I know you will, Owen.

Then they just watched the stars and laughed together for the rest of the night.

HERE is where we currently are. New house, new town, new start. Sadly, I uninstalled pets because of lag. My computer is nearly four years old and really can't handle three EPs, so I'm in the process of saving for a new computer. Until then, I'm hoping to be able to stay here and end the legacy where it began soo long ago.

Now, house tour~

Marill and Wren's bedroom.

Dining room/kitchen.

Living room.

Aaaand last but not least, Owen and Taylor's bedroom. There's bathrooms and two empty rooms for future specimen but yeah.. and a back yard, which I'm actually pretty proud of. But w/e

Taylor's LTW is to be an illustrative author or whatever means gaining 4,000 simoleons in a week so this and child birth are the two main places we'll be seeing her for the rest of forever.

What better way to break in a new home than to start the next generation?

Didn't take long.

Apparently nothing happened during Taylor's pregnancy, 'cause yeah...

Owen: Why are you standing?
Taylor: Shh, I'm trying to transform.

Taylor: Mrs. Lucero, what are you staring at?
Wren: Grandbabies.

SMOLDER

SMOLDER SMOLDER

Taylor: Look, Owen! We're going to be parents!
Owen: Responsibility?

Owen really is a good husband to Taylor :)

I've had Ambitions since it came out and I just discovered this place ._.

Pregnant wobble~

Taylor: This pregnancy isn't a big deal. I get to sleep in, wear my pajamas all day, Owen pampers me, and Wren cooks whatever I'm craving for me without question. I could do this 'til I drop.

Taylor: GAH! That was a strong ass kick.

Wren: Honey, that wasn't a kick! Your water just broke!
Taylor: NO IT'S OKAY REALLY THE BABY'S JUST REALLY EXCITED TODAY

Is it weird that she has the most attractive labor face I've ever seen..

Taylor: Owen, call a cab!
Owen: But you'll have a higher relationship with the baby if you have it at home!

Eventually, she did pop out a little larvae named Augustus. I've decided to name this generation after my favorite books' characters.

Of course I aged him up because boo larvae stage.
His traits are good & slob.

He's cute as a button oh my lord ;~;

Taylor: Watch out, Augustus! The tickle monster's coming for you!
Augustus: Momma?

Taylor: Heh. Got him good.

Augustus receieved a toy in the mail from Aunt mother fucking Petunia.. and I'm only letting him keep it because he's so cute ;_;

Owen invented a miner.
And pisses everybody off using the loud ass machine.
Including me.

Owen: How do I work this thing?

Mr. Gnome: The treasure be right under your feet, Mr. Lucero!
Owen: Thanks, Mr. Gnome. You got my back.
Mr. Gnome: Holla at your boy, sir.

Mr. Gnome: Sir, be careful around that hole!
Owen: IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT MR. GNOME.

Learning to walk with grandma <33

He's so god damned cute uGH.

Taylor and Owen threw a private wedding in the backyard because we're a family of romantic weddings.

~~I was too lazy to throw an actual wedding party~~.

Wren: GOOD JOB OWEN. I'M PROUD OF YOU SON. TAYLOR'S A KEEPER.

Owen: Mom, I can't hear you. Get off the drill-
Wren: I CAN'T HEAR YOU SON.

What a spectacular way to start a marriage right

Workin' on that second baby~

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Thank you guys for sticking around with me, because.. wow, generation eight. I might actually finish a legacy (which is completely awesome). And I had mucho votes for heir poll this time around, so also thank you all for reading/commenting/voting or whatever I do. I appreciate the support and I'm sorry I'm unable to update as much because of school ♥

lucero 7.4 + heir poll

2012-08-26T21:55:01Z

Welcome to the last update of the seventh generation of the Luceros. Man, time is flying.
Note: I'm back in school and AP & ACP classes are kicking my ass, lol. Expect longer time periods for updates as I'm swamped with work, even on the weekends. Though if I do update during the week, it'll most likely be on my simblr.

Owen: Dear lord we are all slobs.

Mila entered her first competition with Tofu and won first place :')

Prom night!

Way to smile. Or look at each other for that matter.

Mila: Can you come over? Of course I'm home alone.

Mila: Great! I'll see you here soon.

Mila: I'm glad you could come over, Lyle.

Lyle: So am I, but..
Mila: But?
Lyle: Are you sure we're gonna get away with this? Last time was a close call.

Mila: My parents are away on some free vacation and my brother is at the prom with his girlfriend. If we keep track of time, I guarantee we'll be fine.

Lyle: Are you sure you want to do this, Mila?

Mila: Of course I am..

Mila: Come on, let's go upstairs.

--

Owen: Mila! I'm home from prom with Taylor, it was amazing! Mila?

Owen: I can hear you in there, Mila.

Owen: Eerph?

Owen: I'm.. I just. I'm gonna go to my room. You.. you two. I'm gonn.. my room.

Lyle: I think.. I think I should leave.
Mila: You think, Lyle?

Owen: You did not see your sister naked on top of your friend from elementary, Owen. You did not. It did not happen and you are not scarred for life.

Owen: Everything is okay and you're not terrified.

Owen: Who am I kidding, I'm scarred for life!

Owen: Go away mental images go away.

Owen: Hey.
Mila: Hi.
Owen: Care if I sit down?
Mila: No. I'm just watching tv.

Owen: So about last night.
Mila: It would be really cool if you didn't tell our parents.
Owen: Mila..
Mila: Please, Owen? I'm sorry I kept it hidden from you guys, but it'll never happen again. Please?

Owen: Okay, Mila. It'll be our secret. Though I'll never be able to look at Lyle the same again.
Mila: I imagine he thinks the same of you. Thank you though.

Mila: No, body. You will not break out. I refuse to be the harborer of acne.

Mila: That. was weird.

Welcome the newest member of the family, Paws c: I downloaded her off of tumblr, but I can't remember from whom D:

Marill: So how was your guy's weekend while your mother and I were gone?
Owen: Ask Mila.

Mila: Oh, it was just glorious, mother. It wasn't the most awkward time of my life at all, nope. It was a grand time and I only wish to relive it over and over.
Owen: A little thick on the sarcasm, there.

Owen: So why do I have to do this again?
Mila: Because you're a fantastic brother and you love me.
Owen: When are you going to not use the love card against me?
Mila: Never.

Mila: Oh, god..

Owen: Please tell me that was out of relief..

Mila: How am I going to tell our parents?

--

Owen: So, Mila, anything you have to share with the family tonight?
Mila: No.
Owen: Mila.

Mila: Oh, yeah. There was that one thing where I found out I'm pregnant.
Wren: Wh- EJRWAOI
Mila: That went well.

Wren: Mila, I think you should go up to your room before your mother gets home.
Mila: I was finished anyway..

Wren: So I'm sure you've heard by now.
Marill: No, what?
Wren: Mila's pregnant, Marill. She announced it at dinner, though I feel Owen was already aware.

Marill: ....

Marill: What are we going to do, Wren? Mila's too naive to have a baby..

Wren: Hey, hey. Don't think like that babe. We raised two beautiful children, there's no reason we won't be able to help out. Owen's nearly an adult, it's not like we're grandparents much earlier than we expected. We can do this.

Excuse me but THAT PREGNANT WADDLE <3

Since Mila obviously isn't in shape to, Marill's been caring for Tofu.

Marill: You're gonna help me hang that boy, aren't you Tofu:
Tofu: You bet your white ass I am. I haven't been able to practice in days!

Wren: Lyle, hello. I'm Mila's mom, Wren. Thanks for returning my call.
Lyle: It's no problem, pleased to meet you.

Wren: So with the situation we're in, I think you'll agree it's best if you moved in. Now, I'm not going to force you-

Lyle: What.. what situation are you talking about?
Wren: Mila's pregnant, Lyle. Didn't you know?
Lyle: What the hell, Mila. Of course I didn't know!

Lyle: She wasn't returning my calls, but I thought it was because of Owen. I'm going to pack my bags straight away.

Lyle: I feel like your more aggressive mother doesn't like me, but I could be over-reacting.
Mila: Oh, you're not. She hates you.
Lyle: Comforting.

Mila's been a lot less stressed since Lyle moved in :)

Mila: My feeete hurttttttttt. Moooom, the baby won't stop kicking me.
She's still whiny. And look, Owen and Taylor's prom pictures!

Poor kid lol. We don't have room for a spare bed yet, so he suffices with the couch.

Paws: The next person to walk by this seat is going to get the piss scratched out of their ankles..

Paws: That means you, big daddy.

Owen's such a happy little sweetheart ;~;

So, Lyle. He is constantly rolling wishes to read pregnant books, massage Mila, and listen/talk to her tummy. He's already a great daddy :')

Mila: Guys, something just happened, and it was not me peeing my pants..

Owen: This is great, I'm gonna be an uncle! I can play with it, and teach it the basics of chemistry, and build little toys for it, and not have to change its diapers!
Lyle: Yeah, that'll be my job..

Owen: We should probably take her to the hospital now.
Lyle: Probably.

Way to freak out after they leave in the taxi, Lyle..

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ANDDD that's where I leave you, becaused I don't want the baby to make any of you biased on your votes for the heir poll right below c:

View Poll: Lucero heir poll

lucero 7.3

2012-08-12T21:09:33Z

i have nothing to say to prepare any of you for so leggo.

owen's terrible at inventing. constantly hurts himself.

owen: who does mom think she is, parading around in an outfit like that around the house? there are children around.
marill: if he thinks i won’t kill him, he’s wrong

time to get old, bb.

aaand she looks exactly the same. but she'll transform into a prune in a few days tops.

found the local wild horse hangout. AND LOOK, THE FALCON. HE'S STILL THERE.

She made her first batch of non-catastrophic pancakes :')

real men parade around in their cupcake briefs proudly.

yeah, so i found the falcon. but i couldn't catch it for some reason :c

Falcon: YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS CAN'T CAGE THIS BITCH.

All Tofu does all day long is roll around and graze. She reminds me of my old pony <3

She's still so precious <3

Owen: I hate part-time jobs.

So do I because it took a week to get Taylor to hang out GEESH I NEED TO ACTUALLY PUT STORY PROGRESSION TO USE.

Owen: Taylor! I'm glad you could finally hang out.

Yeah this was basically their entire night.

Owen: So I was wondering - and you can say not, of course -

Owen: Like, would you like to do something? Maybe?

Owen: Like something you like? That'd.. cool. That would be cool.

Taylor: That sounds perfect. How about the movies Saturday?

This has no purpose besides look at my precious bb sleeping.

Everywhere she goes she finds some kind of rodent. Rodents love Wren.
It'd be more funny/ironic if it was birds that found her.

Mila: Look what I can do, mommy! I can plies, or whatever this is, and move!

Marill: You're amazing, baby. Good job!
Mila: Thank you mommy!

Wren derped into adulthood. And looks exactly the same!

so i opened my game

and i thought i was zoomed in on one of the girls' faces (idk why i was zoomed in this close or why i saved & closed this zoomed in?)

but nope

owen is just very feminine looking up close

i'm incapable of taking decent birthday pictures

;_________________;

she's perfect none of you understand how much i love this face
if its anywhere as important as her face she gained the flirty trait. exact opposite of marill lol.

she still loves tofu just as always.

wren: marill, do i look old?
marill: of course not baby. still the beautiful young woman i hooked up with and got lucky enough to have a chance with.

i like the romantic approach.

no purpose at all.

Owen found a mysterious gnome in the catacombs. this is the first gnome we've had in generations i'm so essiteddd. He also likes helping Wren garden.
Gnome: Thar yonder, Mrs. Lucero! The monstrosity that are such weeds are surrounding our royal oasis!
Wren: What would I do without you, Mr. Gnome?

Mila: Come on, Tofu. Let's try riding again.
Tofu: This is gonna be fun.

Mila: I got it. I finally got on.

Tofu: This is embarrassing. All I wanted to do was chill and graze a little today, but no.

Mila: How? What am I doing wrongg?
Owen: You suck, Mila!

Mila: SHUT UP, OWEN.

The faces she makes lol so priceless

Mila: Help me

Owen: Taylor! You actually came. Sorry I was late.
Taylor: Of course I came. Why wouldn't I?

Owen: Because I'm kind of geeky. I was late because I was gonna skip out because I figured you were gonna skip out, but then-
Taylor: Why would I skip out on this? I never minded a movie with a cute boy.
Owen: Oh, I, um- I'm flattered, but..

Owen: We're gonna miss the movie, come on!

Taylor: Slow down, Owen!

Owen: Soo, I sorta brought you something..
Taylor: And what's that?

Owen: Flowers? Violet-tinted flowers?

here let me just shove these flowers into my face

Taylor: They're sweet, Owen. But what are these for?
Owen: Actually, I have been wanting to ask you something.

Enjoy the Owen Lucero smirk.

Owen: I was wondering if you were up to something.
Taylor: Yes?
Owen: How does going to prom with me sound?

Taylor: It sounds like a nice night, Owen.

Owen: I'll see you there then.

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Wren credit goes to uselaforce / sarah

lucero 7.2

2012-07-31T01:56:09Z

hahaha funny story my internet was out for three days meaning i couldn't do my ap work that required the use of internet and the closest library is like 40 minutes away from me so i played sims a lot

i mean a lot as in i had 500 screenshots to choose from for this update

like the oldest kid becomes a teen within this screenshot a lot

anyway

so my game hates me and i almost lost the luceros for no reason. their save file for some reason just deleted itself. so i just remade marill and wren in CAS and instant babied until i got the kid they had before (which you guys didn't get to see but trust me he looks exactly like the previous kid okay)

nothin' like woohoo to break in a new shower

this is owen, by the way. his traits are technophobe and kleptomaniac.

baby you're even precious when you're nauseas

oops

look it's robo cat

look its the fucking spawn of satan
cat: mreow

le pop! not that wren cares.
sleep > pregnant girlfriend

look at that face

you just literally saw a toddler's heart break

marill god damnit

wren: marill, are you talking about graveyards to owen again?
marill: of course not baby! now, owen, say tombstone. ta-wn-stooommeee. come on, little guy!
owen: TOMB STOME!
wren: MARILL LUCERO.

and this is why wren does the toddler training.

he's a pretty cute tot

marill: i love you, wren. i love you and the life we’ve created together.
wren: i love you too, marill.

marill: good, now that that’s said and done, i have something i’ve been wanting to ask for a while now..

marill: will you marry me? you make me happier than anything in the entire world. you’re better than anything combined anywhere. starlight shores, twinbrook, pandora, appaloosa plains, glendalough.. you name it, anywhere. so will you do me the honor of being my wife?

wren: of course i will!

wren: it's about timmeeee

i planned a big wedding for them, but i lost their family and everything, so yeah.. maybe this generation's heir will get a nice big family-filled wedding.

obligatory celebratory woohoo.
that was weird to type

marill's a pretty good mom, being an evil bitch and torturing him with his candy

marill: now sharp little mechanism is a pencil, my little boy.

marill: and if you didn't already know that y'all need to get out of my house.

she's so cute fishing in her jammies baw. she's the only sim i've ever had that doesn't change into her everyday wear before leaving the house..

i just really like animal slippers okay i have owl ones irl and they're perfect

dat baby bump

it's heerreeee

meanwhile, wren was enrolling owen into boarding school for love and peace or some hippy shit and i figured why not? one less sim to take care of while i'm pulling my hair out with toddler training

she's perfect and i favor her already idc

owen's a pretty cute kid too, though. a little boring.

anyway, this is mila. her traits are neurotic and something else but does it really matter 1) she's a tot and 2) look at that perfect beautiful face

owen: i shall cause havoc upon my family for enrolling me in the school of boards!

wren: ohmygosh i'm a mommy!
BEEN ONE FOR A WHILE

tears

here's your daily dose of marill's batshit insane

and wren being precious <3

hope you enjoyed smashing the shit out of the sand, 'cause there's your ride to boarding school. toodaloo.

3:

every morning

they get out of bed perfectly synchronized every morning

wren you're a level 7 cook wth
wren: god, why can't i get it right?!
marill: do i sense pizza for breakfast again?

marill really is a good momma c:

wren: i can't eat them.
that's because you sat them down and then sat on the other side of the damn table.
wren: doesn't change the fact that i can't eat them.

wren: well that's a sight to see..
marill: i still don't understand how anybody can bend like that...

let me have your face

marill: and those- well i'm not really sure what they are. i'm not sure why they're in a children's book. the point still stands; if you don't know what a pencil is, i'm gonna tell you what i told your brother, and that's to get out of my house.

mila: fingers

;~;
i love her and she gained the trait equatorian or whatever means they're really good with horses

look the luceros can be normal too

mila: night mom, night mommy, your little angel who wants a horse dearly is going to bed.
wren: ...

wren: so are we going to get her that horse?
marill: absolutely not.

i really like kids with boots

i placed that damn sasquatch there and it still confused and scared the hell out of me..

welcome home, sport!
i got bored of only one kid and i felt bad for leaving him there 'cause he's cute.

not that he was quiet about his feelings towards us
owen: and this is what i think about my family for shipping me away!

all he does is bake D: the fridge has like six plates of chocolate muffins

why do you look so yellow

mila: hi mommy!
wren: hey baby.
mila: what're you doiinnngggg?
wren: just collecting seeds and-
mila: i still want a pony.
wren: ....

townie: hey, son. what do you have for sale here?
owen: chocolates. twenty simoleons each.
townie: twenty? how about i go somewhere else?

owen: how about i shove my mom's fishing pole up your-
wren: owen, play nice.
...
...
townie: i'll take the muffin.
owen: pleasure doing business with you sir.

christ, it looks like somebody was murdered in here.

i'm terrible at community lots and i'm pretty proud of the way this place came out i mean i know it's just a little pond with some trees but it's just nice joiwj4tkldsiajo

wren: what are you doing, mila?
mila: looking at pony prices. i figure after owen threatens a few more people, i can get this stallion, and..
owen: MOM!
wren: ...

despite the tragedy that was simba, owen roleld a wish to invent, and i figured as long as i kept an extremely close eye on him this time, why not..

she's never cooked a successful plate of pancakes
never

at least her garden's coming along nicely. and look, a money tree~

marill: the kid wants a damned pony, i'll get her the pony. who cares if it means mommy can't buy bait for the next week and a half..

here enjoy the twins beating the shit out of each other

mila discovered the new pony named tofu after arriving home from school,

and before the end of the night tofu named mila her bff c:

mila's a weird neurotic sim.. instead of rolling wishes to clean hands 3 times/clean the dishes/make her bed, she constantly wishes to feed the fish..

owen: damn, my business is fly.

i could just pinch those little cheeks

little girl: are these treats okay to eat?
owen: of course they are. why wouldn't they be?
little girl: oh, so that makes my baked goods tainted?

little girl: of course not! i'll take a chocolate muffin.

owen: you just did a good deed for a great little boy, ma'am.

i love weekends on the sims to where the family can be carefree and just spend time together.

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fjlksafjo5iaj lk you're precious

owen: damn. this won't get me anywhere.

now, for the real reason for the park outing today.

marill: MY EVIL SON IS TERRIFYING LOOKING AND PERFECT MWUAHAUHAHAA.

mila: oh, gods. i have competition.

that you do.
~~omg the lighting why you're making my sims look weird and like fruity.~~

seriously though.
he gained the trait eccentric.

little girl: oh, man he's cutee..

i can't stop staring at his face

be disgusted all you want bby you're gorgeous

lolol

this family is so synchronized

owen: so, mila. did you happen to see that girl that bought a muffin from me the other day at the park.
mila: yeash. whry's id madder?
owen: stop talking with your mouth full.

mila: rude. but yeah, she's taylor scholl. she was in my grade, but she didn't come to school today.. i think she had her birthday. or she died. she probably died.
owen: interesting.
mila: what?
owen: i meant the birthday thing.

blowing yourself up before your first day of high school isn't really ideal to me but w/e

lol this fucking falcon was cracking me the fuck up. i regret not capturing it.

falcon: WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS. YES I'M FALCON YES I FLY.

wren: you're a cute little tortoise, aren't you?!

falcon: bitches don't notice i'm the real deal here. yeah she'll regret that later. she'll learn a damn thing or two later now won't she.

tofu: carrots pls?
townie: eugh, wretched creature! why would i give the likes of you a carrot?

tofu: you did NOT just talk shit about tofu lucero!

falcon: bitches be needin' to learn how to respect. play the game or the game's gon' play y'all.

owen looks posessed when he does his homework..

marill: freaking anchovies..
tofu: lol you suck

wren: who's your brother talking to on the phone so often lately?
mila: some chick that used to be in my grade. she's obnoxious.

wren: HELL YES YOUR MOMMA IS STILL FINE.
mila: i'm going to sulk in my room now.

marill: and i was like, HELL YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. you better think i'm still fine, or else we gon' have a problem or two! and then, oh boy, then your mom was like-
mila: I JUST WANTED TO PUT MY DISH IN THE WASHER.

and i'll leave you with this photo of owen being adorable and hanging out in the sandbox because playing in sandboxes are over-rated when you're a teenage boy.

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uhh, yeah. next chapter may be heir poll, unless i take another hundreds of photos and get the chance to stretch it out ahahhahhahaha. thank you for reading/lurking/whatever ♥

wren of skyloft credit goes to uselaforce / sectumsimpra

lucero 7.1

2012-07-20T21:13:00Z

still hating the new image system l o l
warning: sim butts and stuff

charmaine: stay still, i don't want to radiate your brain.

bby you are so precious oh my god fsdalkjti4oa

charmaine: marill, would you please put some decent clothes on?
marill: and why would i do that?

charmaine: because I invited the new neighbors over for dinner and you're in your robes still.
marill: maybe in a few days.

marill: those are the new neighbors?

marill: so where does a lovely face like yours come from nowadays?

charmaine: marill, don't be rude. it's not like wren didn't move here with her brother.

wren: jamie and i moved here from starlight shores. it's kind of weird how different the atmospheres are, to be honest.
jamie: oh, don't worry about it, really. i like her attitude.
marill: it's about time somebody appreciated me.
charmaine: shut up, marill.

marill: i'm not feeling to hot, char. i'm gonna head upstairs.
charmaine: if you really want to. jamie and i were about to go out back anyway.
marill: it was nice meeting you two.

wren: nice room you got here. sweet lava lamp.

marill: did you even ask charmaine to come up here, because i know i didn't hear it-

wren: i can tell you like me, marill.

~

charmaine: ooh, look who came down. alone.

marill: shit.

charmaine: look, marill. it was obvious you were into wren since you wouldn't stop staring and stuttering. why can't you just say it?
marill: why can't you just stay out of it? you know i'm naturally unflirty. it's not like me to just come out and say it.

charmaine: be as rude as you want, i'm just trying to suggest what seems best for you. and that's for you to go talk to her. you have a big heart, and i know you're not one up for a one night stand, marill.

marill: charmaine, you know you're right. i'll try to meet up with her today, i guess.

wren: looking for me?

marill: oh! yeah, i was actually. look, wren, last night wasn't what i expected it to be. i just wanted to let you know i'm not that kind of girl. in fact, i was actually hoping you'd give me a chance - a real one, i mean - and let me take you on an actual date.

wren: i should be apologizing, really. i did just bombard you in your room. not that i didn't mean the lava lamp comment, cause it was a sweet lava lam- i mean, yeah. that sounds really nice, actually.

marill: i'm glad you said yes, 'cause i was kind of prepared for you to not reject me..
wren: what are you hiding behind your back? do you have something super cheesy, like flowers or chocolates?

marill: uh, yeah, i do. but they're thoughtfully-picked-out cheesy flowers.

wren: cheesy, but still cute. thank you, marill.

marill: so you like them?
wren: they're cheesily beautiful.
marill: and you're giving me a real chance?
wren: sounds like a date.

they just star gazed for the remainder of the night c;

the luceros now how to romanticize their women.

sorry but crying because i love the nose rub rjoiwjao tuj5wkla

YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHE'S NOT PRECIOUS

BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE IS

the next date, charmaine had a date of her own going on~

jamie: AMG FLOWERS LOOK I CAN SHOVE MY HAND THROUGH THEIR DELICATE PETALS.

you're not supposed to shove them in your nose, jamie.

townie: UERRGGGHH HELP i'm about to implode and i'm trying to cockblock THE BRUNETTE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE UGGGGRRHHH.

charmaine: listen you bastard, you just ruined a very tender moment. i am a wise woman of few words, but if you don't stop ruining my date, i just want you to know that i do have the materials to rid of you and i will use them.

charmaine: now stand the fuck still and don't make a sound.
townie: this horrid woman is threatening my husband!

townie: is this a normal protocol when helping a patient?
charmaine: no.
townie: then why are you using it on me?
charmaine: i'm making you my lab rat.

jamie: you did an excellent job with him, babe. i couldn't hear your words of comfort, but i'm sure he'll never forget you.
charmaine: i'm sure he won't.

jamie: she's so precious when she shoves food down her throat

charmaine: sooo.. my place?
jamie: sounds fantastic.

they did woohoo but i didn't get a picture so have a picture of charmaine dreaming of microscopes.

no stop go away i swear to god if one of my babies autonomously fall for that cake i will end your cow plant life.

evidence of the woohoo i did not capture~

marill: so how about we go upstairs?
wren: it's nice to actually be invited up there.

marill: got me a womannnn.

~~lucky palms i love you but please stop making my sims look yellow~~

meanwhile, charmaine was downstairs popping.

and still having a very rough pregnancy D:

marill: charmaine, i don't really think ice cream is the ideal breakfast-
charmaine: you don't know what's good for me.

charmaine: ice cream is perfect for every meal. ice cream is perfect. ice cream loves me, and i love ice cream.

marill: pregnant, are we?
charmaine: what was your first guess?
marill: you just cried over your tub of ice cream for three minutes, charmaine.

marill: now it's time for me to harass you. now, i know you're not the single parent and not tell the daddy kind of girl.

marill: and i'm not really saying you have to, but i think if it's best for you to invite jamie to live with us. it is his baby, after all. and i'd hate to have to kill your boyfriend for neglecting his child.
charmaine: harsh, but i know you mean the best for me.

LOOK AT HER PREGNANT WOBBLEE.

charmaine: thanks for coming over so late, jamie. i don't really know how to say this, so.. i'm pregnant.

jamie: really? that's great!

jamie: don't even worry about me not stepping up, i can go pack my bags now if you want-

charmaine: see, that's the thing. i was sort of wondering if both you and wren could move in. marill doesn't know i'm asking, and i think it'd be a really nice surprise for her. plus, i'd hate for you to leave wren all alone.

jamie: sounds like a great idea, charmaine. i'll go tell wren now.

marill: wren! what are you doing here?
wren: your sister asked if i'd move in with you guys along with my brother!

so they got their first night together living under the same roof c:

poor charmaine, still falling for marill's traps from when she was a teenager..

marill: come on, charmaine! it's super important.

charmaine: i'm pregnant, marill, slow down. i can't run that fast.

charmaine: OHMYGOSHTHISISGORGEOUS.

charmaine: marill, you did this for me!?

marill: of course i did. anything for my favorite sister and little niece or nephew.
charmaine: you're the best, marill.
marill: you act like i don't know that already.

wren: so, i heard about what you did for your sister.
marill: oh, you did? you don't think it's too sappy, do you?

wren: of course not. it's the sweetest thing i've ever heard anybody do for their sister. why don't you come up with me and give me the grand tour?

wren: oh, wow. this is beautiful marill.
marill: i'd hope so, i stayed up until four rearranging everything.

marill: actually, wren. there's been something i've been wanting to ask you.

marill: well, we've been together for a decent amount of time now, and i've been thinking, and seeing how much closer it's brought jamie and char.. what i'm trying to ask is, what if we had a baby?

wren thought it was an amazing idea.

aaand they got straight to work. which isn't work at all actually because woohoo is fun. not that i know because i'm not a sim but judging by their fun bar filling it's fun.

nerd lovee~

cutie patootie.

nerd love x2~

okay this picture doesn't look like much but marill's a professional angler. she was out for the day fishing to make money and wren was inside all day reading. when marill came home and went out back to practice martial arts wren stopped and went outside to read AND NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PRECIOUS IT WAS.

jamie's in the ghost career.

and clearly this makes him a badass.

look how precious she looks when she's napping.

look how precious she doesn't look in labor.

charmaine: marill, get the car, the baby's coming!
marill: i can't, jamie has it! he's on the clock!

charmaine: YOU ACT LIKE WE CAN'T AFFORD A TAXI.
marill: I DON'T KNOW THE TAXI COMPANY'S NUMBER!

apparently these two had better ideas.

charmaine: I HATE YOU AALLLLLL.

eventually she gave birth to clarice lucero, first born of generation seven.

i am never going to be able to destroy the brown hair/green eyes combination that has been ruling this family since generation one ;_;

of course the first thing marill does when she wakes up is snuggle clarice.

and marill discovers the joys of motherhood.

marill: now, i packed all of your clothes and some extras of mine, your favorite pillow, all of your books, your toiletries, and i bought a yellowpages just incase the next time you go into labor jamie isn't home again, and...

charmaine: marill, i'm a grown woman. i think i can handle moving out.

marill: OH, and just incase, i made sure the moving truck would get here to pick up your bike and take the crib before you all got to your new apartment so you all settle in comfortably-

charmaine: thank you for everything, marill, but i have to go now. you're the best sister i could've wished for.

marill: i'll miss you. make sure you call and visit often.

and so charmaine and her mini-me were off with jamie to their own house.

wren rolled the want to learn how to fish, so marill brought her to her favorite fishing hole to teach her.
marill: now, when you cast your line, you have to flick your wrist just right.

wren: like this?

marill: almost, baby! you're getting the hang of it.

this broke my heart lol. you'll catch a fish someday, bby.

so preciouuuusssss.

bitches show how it's done.
marill's so sassy tho.

wren: carry me home!
marill: wren, no offense, but you're not light as a feather.

i'll just leave you guys with this c:

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wren of skyloft credit goes to uselaforce / sectumsimpra

lucero 7.0

2012-07-17T23:29:11Z

so livejournal's new insert image system sucks lol just saying

before we begin, marill won the heir poll, BUTTTT i'm keeping charmaine around the house for a while just because i love her and i know a lot of you guys do too. plus she's gonna have a lot to do with me trying to hook up marill because the unflirty heir only rolls wishes to fight everybody, so..

Milo and Charmaine graduated, with charmaine being valedictorian and voted most likely to write a best seller :')

athis

chris stop teasing the giant mutant plants

my babies are getting oldddd.

charmaine: daddy's getting old!

so my game was having problems.. and it was only with athis and simone. soo at this point i moved them out :c

i put down like 20 YAs for you to gawk at and you start dating the oldest man in lucky palms really

riolu: marill, how are you doing that?

marill: fuck the rules im walking on water

charmaine bby youre so cute

now that's a fish

charmaine took over cooking for the kids and she's so precious rjeoiakrtjkla

well if you'd stop spying on the neighbors

stop the presses marill lucero is reading a book
marill: fuck off

i have never seen a sim pout so much in my entire life

that's not your greatest face bby

thank you for booby trapping everything sigh

riolu: ow shit fuck i fell
marill: that's what you get for sucking.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

marill: KARMA'S A BIITCCCHHHH.

charmaine: marill, god damnit!

marill: the sweet sound of anguish

charmaine stop.

riolu: let me guess, you're skipping school again?
marill: GOD DAMNIT LEO I SAID SHOOT.
riolu: i'll take that as a yes.

and she did, and she fished.

charmaine: so i met the new neighbors today.
marill: yeah, I- uh, I met one of them on my way to school.
charmaine: that's funny, because i remember him telling me that he ran into you well past the beginning of school.
marill: that's funny! his clock must've been off! i'll make sure to tell him so he's aware-

charmaine: do you think i'm stupid, marill? i know you skipped school again.
marill: well, if you really want that to be answered-
charmaine: NO, I DON'T. I could handle your booby traps here and there, but this is ridiculous. now, tomorrow after your birthday, we're going to China whether you like it or not.

marill: wot

LOOK HOW PRECIOUS MY BABY IS IN HER WORK SCRUBS ;~;

hubba hubba hubba. here's the lovely riolu (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) i'm a terrible simmer and didn't get a picture of eevee, whoops.. ~~i'm sorry but i really didn't like her and she was boring to play~~.

unf

mama you finnneeeeee

all of generation six are up for download here c:

just as charmaine said, they went straight to china and i gave marill a makeover to ~blend in a little more.

and of course the first thing she does is locate the nearest lake

charmaine

baby

you're so precious

charmaine was the only one who actually wanted to do adventure-related things. marill just rolled wishes to fish and catch her largest koi ever jiroewajtuoi a

not that she had much luck..

oh, yeah. marill gained evil as her last trait. i think it pretty much fits her perfectly.

charmaine stop chatting long distance with the neighbors you're in china for god's sake

marill: this is a damn waste of time. can i go back to the lake yet?
charmaine: wait, that's this chain for?
marill: charmaine, we're not going to find anything-

charmaine: you were saying?
marill: DAAAMMNN THAT'S A NICE SLIDING DOOR.

she cackled every time she was near a pile of coins..

charmaine: aw hell yeah

they said fuck the base camp and camped out in some local's front yard

not that the owners approved..

stop
get off of the phone

the main reason i sent them to china was to get marill into martial arts

doesn't she just look professional

marill: puny being

i'll leave you with this picture of charmaine roaming the countryside singing c:

--

okay um so yeah. this was a pretty slow update, i think. i was just excited to start generation seven because this is the furthest i've ever gotten with a family and i love these two girls. next update will have to do with the girls actually having a love life and hopefully generation seven babies c:

ty for reading guys ♥

lucero legacy 6.4 + heir poll

2012-07-10T22:34:45Z

After you guys vote in the heir poll, this generation is officially over. Oh man, I'm almost done with this entire legacy. Damn, man, damn.

Athis: At first I was bitching about moving to the desert, and then I discovered the hot tub, and now I'm okay with it and my pruny feet.

.. so I moved the family to Lucky Palms. Sue me.

this is all charmaine signing up for the book club
charmaine is a huge nerd
huge
she's me in pixelated form
but prettier
i love her

Marill: What in the hell is this thing?
idk but good job because it was your biggest fish yet!

Charmaine: Every day I come out here to do my homework in peace, and then they all follow me.

Milo's still a wannabe rockstar. You won't get far in music with your shirt saying mTV, Milo. ~~get it because mtv plays everything except fucking music now lol yes i'm still sore about that what of it~~?

Maid: Ohhhh my gooddd I'm working for the one and only Simone Luceerrroooo! I can't wait until I can clean her room and spread out her bedsheets and go through her drawers and-
Simone: I'm right here and you're fired.
Maid: SHE ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTTEENNNCEEE.

ok seriously who let me download the more than 10 guests mod because it was a bad idea

MY BABIES ARE GROWING UPPP without a huge crowd?

because of this attention whore fuck

Riolu: Why does she get to age up before us?
Eevee: I dunno.

Marill: eEEAAAAHHGHRHNRGGMMMM
Riolu: Nevermind.

（人´∀`*）
I'll just wait until the end of the update where the heir poll is to give you their new traits but they're beautiful~

Marill: Oh, god, did she just..

Riolu: Mhm.

Marill: And he’s- oh, my god.

Riolu: Gruesome, isn’t it?

Marill: Is it even possible to bend that way?

Riolu: Surgery does amazing things, Marill.

Marill: BYE MOM BYE DAD BYE BROTHERS BYE SISTER I'M GOING TO SCHOOL AND NOT SKIPPING.
Athis: Look how excited our baby is to get an education, Simone!

Milo: But if she leaves early she can't see me jam!

Marill: It's such a beautiful day.

Marill: To create havoc!

Marill: I'm in a bad mood weeeehhhhh.

DoucheInSunglasses: You little shit, you better get out of here before I call the cops!
Marill: HA, the last time I heard that one, I-

Marill: Actually I've never gotten in trouble before so adiós!

The cemetery it is, then.

Marill: Weehhh I hate my pubescent life.

Marill: What are my hormones doinnnggg.

Marill: Well, here's one place to hide from the cops.

Marill: Still better than school.

Because hardasses booby trap all of the showers and sinks at the local gym.

Hardasses also doing their homework with sour looking faces while skipping school.

Marill: If you don't want to get an actual job and earn money..

Marill: Shit!

Athis: MARILL LUCERO, YOU ARE LITERALLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY OFFICE AND I CAN SEE YOU SKIPPING SCHOOL. GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME AND PRAY YOU CAN HIDE BEFORE MY UNION MANDATED BREAK GIVES ME A CHANCE TO CALL YOUR MOTHER.
Marill: Dad!?

Marill: Oh my god oh my god I'm going to get in trouble for the first time this is so exciting!

Simone: Your father called me and told me what you did. Do you think we're stupid?

Marill: Well, yeah, kinda..
Simone: MARILL LUCERO, GO CLEAN ALL OF THE BATHROOMS RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Marill: But the maid just finished cleaning-
Simone: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?

It's nice that you have an opinion and all Charmaine but the fish tank is empty.

Eevee's kind of the quiet emo kid that stays in the art room all day and draws.

I might not photograph it much, but these two are still lovebirdss.

Riolu: Oh, fuck yes, I showed that daedra who's boss!

Riolu: OH WAIT SHIT NO HOW CAN YOU SHOUT YOU'RE A BAG OF BONES FOR GOD'S SAKE.

These kids and their mood swings oh my god.

Milo: HAHAHAH IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THAT POSITION.

Milo: I apologize for the inconvenience, but I'd like you to know you are very attractive. Good day.
Girl: You're an asshole.

Milo: And you smell terrible BYE.

Charmaine: They seem really mad.. I don’t really want them to see me walk in there to accept an award within..

Charmaine: YEAH THOSE GIANT BLUE SNAKES ARE AN ABOMINATION TO THIS PALM OF LUCK!

Milo did the more business man like thing and started to play for tips, and I kid you not, was tipped over 800 before the end of the petition.

Milo: ♫ ♫ DEAR GOVERNMENTT, I'LL ONLY SAY IT ONE MORE TIME, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, AND CIVIL DOCUMENTS YOU’VE SIGNED, AND THE GAS PRICES GOING UP AGAIN, EVEN IF THEY WEREN’T SO GREATTT AND YOU’RE KINDA PISSING EVEYBODY OFF. ♫ ♫

Riolu: Real men are comfortable enough with their social image to take bubble baths.

As aheadytale would say, dem bunny slippers.
Athis was given a 10+ k bonus for reaching level 9 in the police force and I was able to finally give the downstairs a bit of a renovation.

simone why

I seriously don't understand this generation all they want to do is visit the cemetery it's creepy. like the second i fulfill their wish to it pops up again right when they leave.

Hey Eevee how are you doing there all alone.
Eevee: Fuck off.

Riolu those are your fish..

Welcome to a typical day in the life of any teenager that exists.

Marill: Milo, I was watching tv.
Milo: That's too damn bad.
Marill: Dickhead.

Butler: GET BACK HERE, YOU SILLY PIECE OF TOFU!

So we got a butler because the maids were shit lol.

Welcome to Charmaine Lucero's life: internet, writing books, and reading books.

the best part of going to the gym is the townie's faces lol.

Not that Riolu's is much prettier..

Eevee: Help me up, you bastard!
Paparazzi: Hold on let me get this shot of your ass.

Eevee: Marill, are you wearing my clothes?
Marill: Yeah. Yeah, I am.

Eevee: I changed in the first place so I wouldn't- FUCK AGAIN.
Marill: See, that's what happens when you bitch.

What makes me laugh is every few days Riolu goes around to the town parks and hijacks the gardens to use as bait for fishing lolol.

Eevee: Hey, I know we've never talked before, but I just wanted to tell you good job on that.
Marill: Good job on what?

Eevee: See, this is your problem. You're such a little bitch who never appreciates me.
Marill: But I don't know what you're talking about-

Marill: EUGH, you slapped me!

Marill: Maybe that'll teach you to keep your filthy hands to yourself.

Eevee: I'M TELLING MOOOMMMM.

Simone: YOU'RE GROUNDED.
Eevee: Mom, I'm in the tub!
Simone. NO EXCUSE. GROUNDED.

Marill has been a bad influence and Riolu decided to skip school with her.

Marill: Dude.. are you sure you're up for this?
Riolu: I was born for this.
Marill: You're in your bunny slippers, Riolu.
Riolu: Did I ask for judgement? No. I asked you to take me to the cemetery.

Marill: Whatever. Come on, bunny boy.

Marill: So.. what happened to you in there?

Riolu: I'm not ready to talk about it.

Marill is never pleased with the fish she catches.
Marill: Puny being.

Simone learned all recipes possible and completed her LTW :D

I still love these twoo.

Charmaine: MILO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
Milo: You act like it won't be mine in a few minutes.
Charmaine: BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S MINE SO YAY!!

Milo: My turn to become extremely attractive!

Meanwhile, across town, Riolu was being that asshole and flooding the school.

BABY COME TO ME.
she's so cute waah.

Milo: *squeee* I'M SO FAB.

WELL SOMEBODY GREW UP NICELY.

~~*~~*~**~*~*~*~~*~*~*~
heir poll like yeah

Charmaine
slob, genius, vegetarian, bookworm, excitable

Milo
no sense of humor, virtuoso, excitable, easily impressed, great kisser

Marill
couch potato, loner, loves the outdoors, unflirty

Riolu
loves the outdoors, party animal, virtuoso, computer whiz

Eevee
loves the outdoors, party animal, virtuoso, computer whiz

View Poll: #1853077

All I have to say is thank you for reading, thank you for voting, and good luck on picking one of these kids because I seriously love all of them and if I could I'd keep them all in the house forever.

lucero 6.3

2012-07-02T03:04:06Z

Heyhihello, I hope all of my Canadian friends had a lovely Canadian Day, and I hope my fellow American guys have a nice 4th of July when it comes!

I opened my game, saw this mess, and directly closed out.

And re-installed WA because I needed the vacation.

Simone: Why do I feel we're not up to par for adventuring?
Because you're not.

Simone: You know, this is pretty boring. There's nothing to do in the tombs, really.
Athis: Then why.. don't yo- urghh- actually do something?
Simone: Preposterous idea!

Athis: Holy shit, babe, look what I found! This room hasn't been ventured into in centuries!
Simone: The CURSE! The mummy knows of my whereabouts and has stricken me with his hate for the people of Twinbrook.

Simone: I'm going down, Athis. This is where I leave you.

Simone: WHY AREN'T WE FINDING ANY TREASURES IN HERE?

Simone: I knew this damn trip would be a waste.

Simone: It's getting a little steamy in here, don't ya think?

Athis: Simone, we're in the middle of a tomb. Do you really think it's the time for this?
Simone: He totally just shot me down. My luster. I'm losing my luster, that's the problem. I'm dull and boring. I've given birth to five kids and now his attraction for me has dwindled down to nothing.
Athis: Babe, I can hear you. You're literally less than a foot away from me.
Simone: IT'S MY LUSTER, ISN'T IT?

Simone: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING IN HERE? LET'S JUST GO SELL SOUVENIRS TO THE FOREIGNERS.
Athis: Why do you keep yelling?
Simone: I DON'T KNOW.

Athis: Let's camp here, she said. It looks nice, she said. We'll be perfectly said, she said. We'll have peace and quiet and will be able to have some fun, she said.

Simone: My ass, my luster-less ass is on fire!

The look on Athis's face is only a fraction of what my face was like.

Simone: I just lost any shred of dignity I owned.

OH COME ON.

A couple that saves each other's asses together, stay together.

I'm embarrassed for these two. And neither of them have the clumsy trait.

Athis: I'm just about tired of this Egypt shit.
Mummy: Aearrrrrhhhrrnmmmm?

Simone: I wanna go home I want to go home, oh sweet lord almighty. Athis, baby, babe, sweet sugar coated love of mine, can we PLEASE GO HOME?

And we come home to the kids in the park. Charmaine's in her dinosaur suite because fuck the system.

YOU'RE PREGNANT AGAIN YOU HARLOT.

que

I feel bad because these two are so busy with the kids they rarely have time for each other. ;~;

But Athis still knows how to please his ladyy.

Athis: Your back hurt, baby? Here, let me give you a massage.
Charmaine: Something's wrong with mommy.

Something's very wrong with mommy.

That face reminds me so much of Predator it gives me the urge to pop in my old DVDs.

Milo and Charmaine help so much with the tots, I don't know what I'd do without them.

Charmaine: Order in the court! I demand to be fed grilled cheese at this vey moment. My stomach is screaming, and it's screaming for cheese that has been tastefully grilled!
Athis: How about baby shoes? I don't think we have enough for the new baby.
Simone: I was thinking we could just use Milo's old shoes.

Charmaine: You're all ignoring me so I'm just gonna go to my bedroom, which of is shared with my brother. Which is wrong.

Athis: BUT WE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THE FIVE WE HAVE NOW!
Simone: Well that's too damn bad, because this baby's coming out now!

And little Simba was born! ~~yes I was watching the lion king~~.

Right in time too, because the next day the triplets aged up.
Eevee
Brave / Artistic / Ambitious

Riolu
Loves the outdoors / Party animal / Virtuoso

Marill
Couch potato / Loner / Loves the outdoors

This generation is overrun by outdoors sims.

Super tot Simba!
Couch potato / friendly

Athis: She's behind me, isn't she?
Paparazzi: Look at the way he gently gnaws his grilled cheese, almost as if he were a gentle gazelle grazing through the fields of the Savannah..

I pitied Simone because she was starting to get the stir crazy moodlet, so I had her and Simba go out.

Simone: Come on baby, time to go.

Simone: Your momma's little guy, you know that?

Simba: Momma!

Simone was so against aging up that she wouldn't render in the process. Fine, then. Now everybody will see you like this.

In the yard, the twins were aging up.

Charmaine: Am I cute? Tell me I'm cute!

Charmaine: SCORE BECAUSE I'M CUTE AN I KNOW IT!

Milo: Ain't got nothing on this, though.
Wait until you're out of the terrible lightning to try to brag, Milo.

What is this makeup tho

EA were you on acid when you made this

Milo: All of the chick's jaws are droppin, and they're like, 'Oh, shit, look at that stud!', and-.
Charmaine: You wish, dweeb. Everybody's gathering to see my cute face.

Milo
No sense of humor / Virtuoso / Excitable / Easily impressed

Charmaine
Slob / Genius / Vegetarian / Bookworm

To say in the very least, they're both adorable and I'm extremely happy with the way they turned out ♥.

All these two do is fish. They're best friends because of their conversations while fishing at the same time.

She's just so cute

I'm playing favorites soooo hard you guys.

Meanwhile, Milo took two of the three triplets to see a concert.

floating camera photographs you while you sleepp.

Charmaine: Are they putting steroids in even seeds now?
Apparently.

I zoomed over and assumed Riolu was dead until I realized Milo just bored him to sleep.
Townie: Hey, is that your kid brother over there on the ground?
Milo: Everybody's a critic.

The 'rents get a free vacation, and what do the teens do? Play hopscotch at the park.

Charmaine: Milo, why are you facing the opposite way-
Milo: Shut up. I'm focusing on the hedges.

Eevee: Hey guys, look! Look! Look! Look!

Eevee: Wait I'm falling, DON'T LOOK!

Eevee: Oof. That's gonna hurt in the morning.

Milo: Where's the off button on this thing?

Finally, the last tot in this generation is growing up.

And here he is! He gained the eccentric trait.

He's a tad bit boring, but cute.

Milo: The catacombs, the catacombs, weren't going to venture in the catacombs!

Milo: OH, CHARMAINE WE'RE IN A CEMETERY AND I'M JUST SO ESSITED!
Charmaine: Whatever, I'm going inside now.

Oh, Simba.

Simba: My tushy is on fire! Milo, Charmaine, somebody help!

Eevee: Lalallala I'm in my own world painting and I can't stop for a second to pay attention to the screams of agony from my little brother lalalala.

STOP STOPPING RUNNING. I'd send him to go put himself out in the shower, and he'd stop to freak out over the flames ;~;

IT'S RIGHT THERE. THE DOOR IN THE MIDDLE. VENTURE IN THERE AND THERE'S A PERFECTLY NICE SHOWER FOR YOU TO USE.

;___________________________;
I've never lost a kid before..

Milo: The one time I bring a girl home from school and my baby brother destroys himself!
Margarita: Maybe I visited at a wrong time..

Hello, old friend.

Riolu: Oh, Simba.. mom and dad didn't even get to meet you.
Grim: Ha, that kid's ass was on fire forever!

Margarita: Too soon, Grim. Too soon.

This was the most depressing thing ever to happen in my game, seriously. I was so upset the entire time D:

This isn't the first time you've taken a member of this family too early, Grim. And quite frankly, I'm getting tired of it.

Grim: WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS HOUSE SO NOISY?
I don't know maybe because THEIR BABY BROTHER JUST DIED

Bad timing, much?
Charmaine: Guys, I'm home- Hey, why's everybody crying?

..
Not exactly the appropriate reaction Milo but okay whatever.

Athis: ... What even.
I don't know.

Erm.. welcome home from your free vacation, guys.

---

This update made me so sad to write, man. It's one thing when an elder dies, cause they've had their full life and anything, but I've never had a child die on me and it made me feel like such a shitty simmer, I can't even explain ;~;

Anyway, thanks for reading, as always. ♥

Lucero 6.2

2012-06-18T03:22:02Z

Welcome to another installment of the Luceros, where our banner pictures just bring in all of the readers.
Also, happy Father's day.

We start off with Athis getting old.

Athis: I feel as though I've lost my luster.
You haven't, bby <3

Charmaine, that cake is literally the size of your head.
Charmaine: I think I understand what mommy means when she says "challenge accepted" in a husky voice.

Milo just stands around making weird faces a lot of the time.

These two spend a good amount of their time making out.

Athis is such a girrrlll.

Athis: Simone, I've been thinking.
Simone: And?
Athis: I think I'd like just one more baby. I'm still stuck in the new parents phase, and Milo and Charmaine are already growing up.
Simone: I don't know..
Athis: Pretty pleassee?
Simone: Alright, if you really want it. I wouldn't mind one more. But you're changing the diapers this time.

Shouldn't the screen be black if nobody's using it? WHY IS THE CHESS SCREEN ON?

Simone has spent a lot of time hailing the porcelain throne ever since agreeing for a new baby.
Simone: You deserve it. It's completely your fault for agreeing. Just close your eyes, and swing at yourself.

Milo spends a little too much time breaking the showers.

Milo: Fuck showers.

Simone: I may be batshit insane, but I love ya, kid.
Milo: I love you too mommy.

And then Simone decided to pop.

Milo: I think I broke her..

Charmaine: What move can I make to not end this game in under ten minutes again?

Athis: I pray she's not planning how to not beat me so easily again.

Simone: WHY DOES THE PLUMBING IN THIS BATHROOM SUCK?!

Simone: I'm going to burn each and every single one of these appliances.

And then an hour later the washer broke. God damnit.

Milo: I hate this tux.
You look sharp, Milo. Be happy for your parents, they can finally afford a wedding.
Milo: Looking sharp is for dweebs.

Simone: Married! I'm getting married today!

They had a very derpy wedding in their front yard because we're seriously poor as shit.

Milo is so cuuuttteee ;~;

Hey here have a picture of Twinbrook at night.

I appreciate you attending the wedding and everything Goodwin, but it's five in the morning and you need to leave.

Charmaine: We meet again, old friend..

YOU KNOW I CAN HANDLE PAPARAZZI BUT WHEN THEY CRASH A WEDDING AND THEN WATCH MY FAMILY SLEEP IT GETS A LITTLE UNNERVING.

Gave Milo and Charmaine's room a little makeover and now the family has about 26 simoleons, yay!

Charmaine: Mommy told me daddy has bad gas in his sleep, ew!.

Milo: Oh man hehehe dad's so gross man hahaha.
Charmaine: lolol, I know right?

Baby bellies :')

Charmaine: Ooof!
Athis: Milo, please try to manage to not snap your sister's neck.

Charmaine: It's okay daddy, I got this!

A family that games together stays together.

Milo: You guys are so childish. Wasting your lives on video games.

/ one hour later /

Milo: No, no, no, no, no! Not fair, it was lag! I died because of lagging, guys, I'm seriously lagging so bad
Athis: Nice try. We're all playing the same game, son.

Charmaine: THIS IS SO FREAKING GREAT!!

Simone is almost the queen of hopscotch.
Milo: Music sheets. Lots and lots of music sheets.

Almost.

Charmaine: Eep. Accidently stepped on a pebble..

Simone: Wait, does this mean I won? Did I win?

Simone: Oh my god, this is freaking great. You guys got beat by the one who has to eat for two!

Milo stop being so precious.

Way to ditch your family for the sprinkler, Athis.

Charmaine: Oh, wow. So like, I have al ittle sister in there? Can I dress her up and play princess tea party with her?
Simone: Well, it could be a little boy too, you know.

Charmaine: I'm still gonna do it.

Simone: Oh, god! Charmaine, go get your dad, please!

Charmaine: I MADE IT MAD, I MADE THE BABY MAD!

Milo: Lookit my cute little ass!

YEAH. BASKET. THAT BASKET MEANS TRIPLETS. FUNNY STORY. THAT MEANS TRAINING 3 TODDLERS.
*SPOILER*: THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING.

Eevee: And s-shse.. she wa.. w-

Eevee: Wa- wait what whash I talkin' 'bout? Who dat?

joking, toddlers drinking isn't funny.

or is it.

Here's sober Eevee! She's a cutie pie.

Here's Riolu, who has random ass blue eyes, but I don't mind.

And last, we have Marill, who is quite the drama queen.
Oh my god, I just named my sim babies after Pokemon..

I didn't get any of their traits. But I don't really care. Why? They're toddlers. They're triplets. I have enough on my hands as it is.
Case closed.

Simone: Shut up, Samantha. You don't know. You have no idea- NO, NOT MY CAKE. THIS IS THE FRAGILE MEMORY OF MY WEDDING.

Simone: DID THE FUCKING SINK JUST BREAK AGAIN!?

--

Family life is hectic. I've never had triplets before, guys. I'm freaking out. Oh, man, training will be a blast. Thank you all for reading <3

lucero 6.1

2012-06-07T00:51:52Z

Another update so soon? Love me.

After the great mystery of the last update, Athis went straight over to Simone's house and found her in the middle of labor.
Athis: Oh.. this. This is not what I was expecting.

After a few hours, Simone finally was finished screaming and popping out sparkling larvae.
The boy is Milo and the girl is Charmaine.

Athis: Ma'am, I have a few question I'd like you to answer.
Simone: Athis, what are you doing?
Athis: First and foremost, why did you reject my proposal?

Simone: Seriously? Athis, I just gave birth and it's two in the morning, can't this wait until tomorrow or something-
Athis: Absolutely not.

Simone: Athis, you don't want me! I'm not good. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm batshit insane. I hold conversations with myself when I'm lonely. I nearly broke my knuckle the other night when I got in a fight with my reflection at the dive bar.
Athis: Mhm. Yes. *scribbling* Continue.

Simone: I'm begging you, put that notepad away. You're making me uncomfortable. I just don't want to ruin the rest of your life because you tied yourself down with the craziest chick on Pandora. You can visit the kids and all, absolutely, I just don't want to be a burden.

Athis: Simone, you are the furthest thing from a burden to me. You make me laugh when all I want to do is drink and pass out on the couch. You know I'm a hopeless romantic, and I've fallen for you, and there's no getting up. I love you, and I'm not going to go looking for another chick just cause you talk to yourself or pretend you're another person. Now, I'm only going to ask one more time..

Athis: Will you marry me, you crazy woman?

Thank god she said yes. I was about to rip my hair out. Insane sims ლ(ಠ益ಠლ).

All was well and Simone and the twins promptly moved in~

The twins have Athis wrapped around their fingers, and they can't even function on their own yet.

Say hello to Milo!
His traits are good sense of humor and heavy sleeper.

And his twin sister, Charmaine.
Her traits are genius and something else I can't remember!

AND SHE'S SOO CUTTEEE ;~;

The kitchen was kind of depressing me, so I renovated it to add more color!

Athis did the toddler training in the worst places ever and I couldn't ever get decent shots.

Srsly, this girl ♥.

If you're gonna rob my family at least be polite and render.

Athis: Can't a man get a damn midnight snack anymore?
Robber: WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY USES SECURITY SYSTEMS ANYMORE?

Simone: Oh, dear!

Simone: My wee heart just can't stand such conditions!

I pity coward sims.

Athis, you're such a hunk.

After the robbery, I uninstalled pets due to lag, and Pandora was unplayable because I was missing too many of the required EPs, so the family was moved to Twinbrook. I can't really complain, because Twinbrook is hands-down my favorite EA world.

Lookit. Dat view.

How do you fail at waffles?

Simone: Oh, so it's my fault that you can't make waffles without burning the hell out of them. Well, don't look at me! I've taken three cooking classes.

Simone: Shut up! You didn't even know what a damn whisk was until you were 13.

Simone: Oh, so now you think you're tough shit? Well, get in my face and I'll knock that shit right out of you.

CHARMAINE STOP FLOATING ON THE STAIRS.

Freckle buddies <33

Simone and Athis make sure to have plenty of 'play' time still. I think it's the main source of the green in their fun bars.

Childhood is calling!

Ignore the amount of thrill and excitement plastered all over her face.
Charmaine gained the neat trait.

Goddamn, these two are going to blow me away with the happiness pretty soon.
He gained the angler trait.

Milo: I'm a pretty pretty princess! I'm going to rule Twinbrook and every girl that will be my girlfriend. Except you. You can't be my girlfriend.
Charmaine: Whatever makes you happy.

--

Okay, I'm sorry for a short chapter and it's not that exciting blah blah. But I was just so excited for the kids to grow into children because the children stage is probably my favorite part of life and yeah. Apologies! Next update will be better (and longer).

Lucero 6.0

2012-06-05T00:10:17Z

Sorry for the long period of time where I didn't update or do anything at all and you all probably thought I fell in a hole into the center of the Earth.

In reality, I was getting burned out on sims, so I took a bit of a break from simming. I was getting a bit burned out on the typical legacy life, so I moved Athis out on his own to a new world, Pandora.

Lookit, full grown Athis! You can't tell me he's not smoking hot because he is and if you disagree your opinion doesn't matter anyway.

I don't have his traits (color me surprised), but I remember he is nurturing, a dog-person, and a hopeless romantic.

Because of his connections at work he's a one star celeb already and the paparazzi are always looking through his window, fml.

Paparazzi: Holy shit, dog, what are you doing?! These shoes are suede!

Ehnita: *smug* That'll show him.

Ehnita was originally Bella Silver by Simsiverse and she is adorable.

That's hygienic.

Extremely hygienic.

Nothin' like a man makin' himself some tofu dogs.

LOOK, A GOLDFISH. His name is Tosh. ~~I watch too much tosh.0~~.

Ehnita: I can do this.

Ehnita: I CAN DO THIS!

Ehnita: I couldn't do it.

Athis: I'd like a plate of edible arrangements to show how empty I am deep inside.

Sushi it is, then.

I feel like NPCs shouldn't be able to handle matches or alcohol filled glasses on fire.

Girl: That's strange.
Athis: Excuse me?
Girl: A newcomer in the city. Being a small city on an island in the middle of nowhere, usually the only new residents we get are offspring of ours.
Athis: Oh, I just moved here. I wanted a break from where I had been born. For a bit of change, I guess.

Girl: Hmm, well you're cute enough for some change. Name's Simone. Pleased to make your acquaintance!
Athis: The pleasure is mine.

Athis: This could be the alcohol running through me, but I haven't gotten laid in ages.

Simone: Oh, lord.

Athis: Well, I have work in the morning, so I should really get going. But I had a great time with you tonight.

Simone: So did I, Athis. You're a real character. I'll see you later.

what

no

get out of my life

i swear to god
the wild animals are taking over

Athis spends all of his time on the phone with Simone.

aren't you just mr. cute and innocent

every night
this happens every single night.

Athis: Who's daddy's little puppy? You are, yes you are!

Athis: Ehnita, I'm gonna go snag myself a girlfriend, and then I'm gonna get you a little playmate so we can have some puppies.
Ehnita: Hrr?

Athis: Why is she so much better than meeee.

Athis: Oh, god she's cute.

Athis: I have a better idea.
Simone: Oh, do you?

Athis: Soo, you wanna-
Simone: Yes.

Simone: What am I doing.

I love the nose rub sims do after they make out oitj4kmjtioja 4twea

you're whiny

fucking raccoons.

Simone: Shall we carry this on elsewhere?
Athis: I've heard worse ideas.

Simone: What am I doing?
Being adorable.

And woohoo was had.

Obligatory stride of pride.

Damnit, Ehnita. She gets fleas almost every day.

You know what's worse than normal paparazzi?
Paparazzi that won't render.

fucking raccoon.

Athis: Get down from there, Ehnita.

Ehnita: !!!! WINDOW

Ehnita: Something's in there. I know something's in there. He's hiding something from me and I know it because it's in there.

Athis: Tofu dogs aren't supposed to smell like that.

I feel like the first generation of a family in a new world always has a fire.

Athis: ....

Athis: Yes, hello, Pizza Hut? Do you deliver?

Struggling to resist the urge to bring vampires into the family again.

Slopes make romantic moments awkward.

Non-rendering fences aren't too far behind on that.

Simone: Why do I suucccckkkkk.

Athis: Come on, make daddy some money.

Athis: ALRIGHT, WHO OILED UP THE DAMN BOARD BEFORE WE ARRIVED?

LEAVE HIM ALONEEE.

That's one way to leave a lasting impression.

Athis: So, I've been thinking, and I'd think I'd like if you were my girlfriend.

Simone: I've heard worse ideas.

Hey, deer, I did not spend time on that garden FOR YOU TO DESTROY IT WITH YOUR MOUTHS.

This is how they spend a good amount of their time.

And it almost always leads to this.

Athis: I swear on everything holy, I will end you.

Ehnita found all of the pieces to this diamond dog and reconstructed it. I then sold it for $1,000. You go, Ehnita.

And then after days of ignoring Athis's phone calls, Simone showed up.. less than not pregnant.

Athis: Oh, wow. I'm going to be a dad. I never thought this would happen.

Athis: I'm assuming this is why you were ignoring my calls. This is the best news of my life, Simone. Why didn't you tell me?
Simone: I.. I thought you'd be mad. I didn't want to upset you and take the chance of you leaving.

Athis: Oh, Simone, I'd never do that to you. I'd never dream of leaving you, with or without child.

Athis: In fact..
Simone: What are you doing, Athis?

Athis: Will you marry me, Simone Meowth?

Athis: Simone?

--

So, yeah. I'm sorry for being so absent. But! I've got that urge back to play so I'm sure another chapter will be up soon ♥ plus, I'm excited for some AthisxSimone babies~

Two ladies for the taking.

2012-05-16T01:49:50Z

Hello! First, I'm sorry for not posting much, but school ends next week, and I'm extremely busy with homework, reviewing, studying, and finals. Also, lately, I haven't been interesting in actually playing the sims.. rather, I've been spending my time in CAS. Because of this, I have two lovely ladies for you to download. And I'm sure I'll have more for you all pretty soon!

(Simcerely is my simblr. My apologies, I uploaded her onto tumblr first.)

Harlow Faith

Disciplined | Good | Hopeless Romantic | Over-Emotional | Shy

The Animal Rescuer

Falafel | Pop | Spiceberry

DEFAULTS HAIR JEANS BLUSH EYELINER EARRINGS EYEBROWS FRECKLES

(Her top is by Evie, but I can’t seem to find the link for it, sorry.)

DOWNLOAD [.sim]

Geneva Topher

I’ve decided to upload another sim for you guys. Geneva Topher is one of my favorite females I’ve ever created. And if you ask me, she can pull off any hair color.

Adventurous | Vegetarian | Photographer’s Eye | Mean Spirited | Inappropriate

World Glass Gallery

Dim Sum | Pop | Pink

DEFAULTS JEANS HAIR SCAR EYELINER EYEBROWS LIPSTICK SHOES

(Top from Pets EP.)

DOWNLOAD [.sim]

I think that’s it. If you have any questions or concerns, don’t be afraid to message me, I’ll be glad to help you in any way.

Please do not redistribute. Please do not upload to a paysite. Please do not claim as your own and/or change their facial structures. If you use them, link back to my simblr and/or livejournal and make sure you tell me if you use her in your legacy or story! I'd love to see her

nightingale legacy 1.0

2012-04-26T02:49:40Z

Heyhihello, so I'm super excited to announce to you guys the Nightingale legacy! It's a (sort of) Round-Robin controlled by aheadytale and I. We'll switch control of the family every other generation, and obviously, I'm starting us off. Our founders are Lance Nightingale, created by me, and Helena Atwell, created by aheadytale.

I've kind of made this to where it's a story as well as a normal commentary legacy because I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick of ordinary beginnings to new legacies.

First impressions are important, right? Right.

Helena: And the worst part, the waitress didn't even ask the gentleman if he'd like his drink refilled!

Lance: Oh gods!

Helena: Lance, I love you like my very own brother, but you hit me against in my face like that, and you won't be able to reproduce. Okay?

Helena: I haven't been able but to help notice you haven't gone on a date in a while. And being a stud like yourself, I have to be inquired to ask why this is. Also, I'm your nosy best friend.

Lance: Look, I've told you before, I'd prefer to be single. I don't need some girl hanging around me nagging all of the time.
Helena: I do that and you don't complain.
Lance: That's different, you're my best friend and have been since the 5th grade as well as my roommate. You're obligated to annoy the hell out of me.

Helena: Hmm.

Helena: Nonsense, and no matter, because I set you up a date with my friend Christina for you tonight at the Bistro. You're welcome.

The children in Appaloosa Plains are so ridiculous, I swear.

We adopted a kitten! His name is Khajiit, and he's a mean little fucker! He's aggressive and something else. I only remembered aggressive because this was his first response whilst meeting Helena.

Helena: Oh, shit. LANCE, WE NEED TO GET THE NEW CAT CHECKED FOR RABIES.
Lance: Helena, come to the bathroom for me real quick!

Helena: What excuse are you going to come up with to get out of this date this time?

Lance: Actually, I was going to ask you if I look alright, smart ass.
Helena: Fabulous. Centerfold. Luxuriant. You're a knock out, now come on, you're going to be late.

Lance: What if the date sucks? You know I say stupid shit when I get nervous.

Helena: Lance, I know you better than anybody. Hell, I know you better than you know yourself. You'll be fine, I swear.

Lance: Thank you, Hel. I'd tell you you're the best, but I'm sure you already know that. And I don't need to bloat your ego any more.

Helena: Damn straight I'm the best.

I'm sorry but I just love him and his face in general and he's the best looking sim I've ever made male or female :c

Lance: I had a great night tonight, Christina. I guess I'll call you later?
Christina: I had fun too, Lance. And yeah, I'll definitely be waiting for a call.
Lance: Alright, cool. I'll see you later.

Lance: Helena, I'm back home. You were right! that date was exactly what I needed-

Lance: Hey, are you home?

Lance: Hey, Helena-

Lance: Oh, Helena..

Lance: Helena, listen to me. How much have you drank?
Helena: Lots.
Lance: How much is 'lots'?
Helena: Lots.

Lance: Look up at me. Jesus, are those pills? Come on, you need to lay down.

Lance: Why did you do that, Helena? You damn near gave me a heart attack.
Helena: Michael.
Lance: What about Michael?
Helena: He cheated.
Lance: Oh, I'm so sorry. Come on babe, you need some sleep.

--

Helena: I feel like I was ran over by a train.

Helena: Good morning.
Lance: Morning.

Helena: God, I'm exhausted.
Lance: The alcohol and I can only wonder why.

Helena: Come here and shut up.

Helena: Now I know I couldn't have possibly gotten myself into my pjs, let alone in bed by myself, so thank you.
Lance: Don't worry about it, I'll just remember you owe me the next time I get shitfaced. Now come on, the most perfect waffles ever are done.

Lance: Obviously I won't make you talk about it now, but you do know we'll eventually have to talk about last night.

Lance: Until then, I have work, so I'll see you when I get home.
Helena: See ya.

I think Khajiit is warming up to Helena.

Mostly because he actually lets her hold him without hissing.
Helena: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

Lance: Helena, I'm off of work early. Meet me at the pool.

Helena: But I have to- Alright, jezz. Give me ten minutes.

Sometimes I think it's literally impossible for these two to look remotely happy.

Mostly Helena, though. She's so sassy hahaha.

Lance: Hell yeah, I won!

Helena: WHAT THE HELL LANCE THAT'S SO UNFAIR GOD DAMN IT YOU KNOW I'VE HAD ASTHMA SINCE I WAS LITTLE LANCE.

Lance: Holy shit it's just a breathing contest!

So sassy.

Helena: What happened to ladies first?

Helena: This is bullshit. She cut me. The little bitch took advantage of my rule.

That's not how you eat ice cream.

Helena: Fuck off.
ok.

Helena: So about that Michael bull, I was wondering if we could not talk about it?

Lance: After I came home to what I did last night? No, I'm not letting you get out of this one so easily.

Helena: Shut up and come here. I don't want to talk about it, and if you do, you can ask Michael yourself.

Lance: You treat me like a kid sometimes. Yes, mother.
Helena: Don't ask like you don't love it.

Lance: We should probably go home soon, mother.

Helena: Okay, okay.

I wish I looked as grateful and pretty eating :c

You flip dat panclark, boy.
If anybody can tell me where the panclark reference came from, 10 points and a cookie to you.

UNNECESSARY STORY TIME:
One time when I was little my dad was cooking pancakes, and once accidently flipped one onto the ceiling. I then walked into the kitchen right under the pancake and it fell directly on top of my head. Naturally, I flailed around, terrified, and ran into a cabinet corner, hit my forehead, and had to get stitches.

I had an intriguing childhood.

Khajiit: Shit I fell again.

Khajiit: I can't open my fucking eyes again.

Khajiit: SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS SCARY.

Helena: Rise and shine, the earth says hello!
Lance: Hey.

Helena: Way to sound enthusiastic. What's gotten to you?

Lance: You know what, I don't need a job as a criminal. I'm too much of a man to steal shit and corrupt other companies for a living. And I sure as hell have too much pride to be upset about waking up to a text from the cowards stating they were firing me.

Lance: The big problem with it really is money. We can't afford this house if I'm not working. Your art alone can't keep us alive.

Helena: Screw them. You love cooking more than anything, anyway. Why don't you go apply at the restaurant for a job? Everybody knows you can cook astonishingly well.

Lance: Excellent.

Lance: That's a great idea, Helena. I'm gonna go down tomorrow morning and apply.
Helena: You know, you're right about my art. I don't think it's enough to keep us safe money-wise.. what if we do lose the house?

Lance: Hey, now. C'mere.

Lance: I told you I would always be there to take care of you when we were 15, did I not?
Helena: You did.
Lance: And I'm going to. And if I die caring for you, then so be it.

Helena: Yes and I will hold that to you forever.
Lance: Damn straight.

And then Lance broke the god damned toilet.

Lance: I fucking hate toilets.

Helena: Mmm. Toasty.

Helena got stuck fixing the toilet.

Helena: I hate this.

And zero fucks were given that day.

Helena: I HATE DOING LAUNDRY.

Helena: It's so loud oh my fucking god it's loud. Why is it so loud? All it's doing is swirling some clothes around in soap. That's its only fucking job.

Helena: Yay I did a load of laundry!

Lance: Helena.
Helena: Lance.
Lance: Is there any reason you're blocking my view?
Helena: I wanna go to the park.
Lance: Let me finish this chapter-
Helena: You can learn about spices later; you will never get today again. And today calls for the park.

Lance: Look at you, we trek all the way to the park and you hardly do anything more than barely twist in your swing.
Helena: Back off, I don't like swinging myself.

Lance: Allow me to assist you then.

Helena: Lance, what are you doing-

Lance: Something I should've done a long time ago.

Lance: Come on, let's go home.
Helena: Okay.

Lance: Have you ever thought about us being more than best friends?
Helena: Of course, naturally. But I never thought it'd happen since we've been incredibly close for so long.
Lance: Would you do me the honors of being the girlfriend hanging around me and nagging at me all the time?
Helena: I'd be honored to.

Helena: You have work early in the morning, you should probably go hit the sheets.
Lance: Another thing I should've done a long time ago.

sjfoijwutoijwao saji4a

Lance: Alright, I'm off to work babe. Make sure the house doesn't burn down.

Lance: And make sure you're dressed up by the time I get home.
Helena: What for?

Lance: Because I'm taking you out to dinner.
Helena: I'll be ready.

--

Lance: I'm home.
Helena: Great, I just-
Lance: No, hold on. Let me wash up and I'll be back. Don't move.

--

Helena: Lance, what are you doing-
Lance: I got a promotion on my first day.
Helena: Let me go change so we can go out.
Lance: We're not going out.
Helena: Then what are you doing?
Lance: Carrying you to the bedroom.

Lance: I love you, Helena Atwell.
Helena: I love you too, Lance Nightingale.

--

Example one as to why I normally don't bother with fireplaces.

Helena: LANCE WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO THE FIRE?
Lance: I look nice in the flame's glow.

Helena: WHY ISN'T THE FIREMAN DOING ANYTHING?
Lance: I DON'T KNOW, HELENA.

Lance: WHY ISN'T THIS THING WORKING?

bby u so cute.

Helena: I feel like shit.

Helena: I'm going to die.

Helena: That's the second time I've puked this morning. What's wrong with me?
I know what's wrong with you ehehehaheheh.

Likewise.

Helena: Hey, I've been pretty sick so I had to take some money out of the savings jar to visit the doctor.
Lance: That's alright, we have plenty from my promotion, but I gotta head to work now.

Helena: Looks like I don't need that doctors appointment after all.

Helena: Good morning sunshine.
Lance: Morning.

Helena: So I cansheld my doctorsh appointmet.
Lance: Stop shoving food in your mouth like that so I can understand you.

Helena: I'm just gonna come out and say it. Hey, I'm pregnant!

Lance: I'm going to be a dad!

Lance: Do you think it'll be a boy or girl?
Helena: As long as it's healthy, I don't mind.

Lance: Let's go buy shit.

hey bambi 'sup.

Helena.

Fastest pregnancy ever amiright.

Lance: There's liquid everywhere!
Helena: NOT MY FAULT.
Lance: Can I go back to bed? I have work in three hours-
Helena: NOT IF YOU PLAN ON MORE CHILDREN.

He did go back to bed, though. And Helena finally pushed out this larvae.

Astrid Nightingale, first born of the Nightingale legacy. Her traits are hydrophobe & insane.

And she's adorable.

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Thank you for reading! This is the first time I've played a family besides the Luceros since I started the Luceros, so I wasn't really sure how to go about this haha. Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed reading!

Lucero 5.4

2012-04-16T00:17:38Z

Welcome to the last installment of generation five, because at the end of this update is heir poll.

Also, I don't believe I've posted on livejournal yet; I've got a simblr now! (Well, I've had it for a while, but you get the point). Follow me, I follow back! Obviously there will be the typical spoilers, though.

Takora spends a lot of time moodily staring at the camera. Don't look at me, it's not my fault your husband died. Speaking of, he has yet to visit ;~;

Since the last update, I finally got Pets! :D I strategically waited for a new EP to come out so it was super cheap, nearly $20. Thus, I moved the family to Appaloosa Plains. Yep. This bird's name is Squidward (I don't know why).

The last kids to grow into teens finally grew into teenagers. This is Aela, basically a pale version of Takora..
Her traits are workaholic, perceptive, evil & ambitious.

And here's Athis, and also the reason I no longer favor Valtyr. Is that bad? Maybe. Most likely.
His traits are workaholic, loves the outdoors, nurturing, & dog person.

Since uninstalled Late Night, I forced Aela to take up the family cooking since we no longer have a butler. She seems to enjoy it, though.

Athis: Even the bird ladies can't resist this.

Since I have four dogs in real life, obviously the first pet to join the family was a puppy. His name is Chi, and I know he has the skittish trait.. Aela ran from the kitchen to greet him.

Which, of course, turned into a huge kitchen fire.

But he's cute c:

One difference between Chi and my own dogs is two of the dogs are pitbulls and the other two are cane corsos.. Extreme size difference, yes?

Karliah: A teen party? What kind of things are included in these teen parties?
It's about freaking time. First free trips for the adults the game has offered me in two generations.

Hey here's Athis face for reasons.

Revyn: I'm such a hard ass with my flame thrower. I hope a girl comes up here and goes, 'Wow, look at that hardass. He's an attractive hardass'.

Athis: That's right, party at my house! Bring all of your friends, I don't care if I've met them or not, we'll all be tight as hell by the end of the night.

Over half of the party was sims I had downloaded and shrinked into teens. Fun fact.

Such as this gorgeous guy, Ethan Cole by lunasims. He's a hunk~

Karliah: This isn't where I imagined the night going.
Ethan: Her boobs are in my face.

Athis grabbed onto my own sim for a spin, Geneva. Selfless self promotion of my own sim, I'm sorry but I just love her so much :c

Geneva: He is awkwardly close to my chest.

Athis: I am awesomely close to her boobs.

Revyn: Teenage parties suck. Who wants to be downstairs with a bunch of losers?

Revyn: Oh jesus sweet mother ow, ow, oh my god.
So much for being a hardass.

And then all of the kids dropped at once.

Seriously. There were passed out kids all over the lot.

Break the sink then eat your third slice of pizza? Fuck you too, girl whom was not invited in the first place.

Revyn: Yes, hello? We're gonna need a plumber. We have encountered a bit of a problem.

Revyn: Actually, somebody clogged the first floor toilets with food, so you might want to send a few of your best plumbers over, really.

Athis spends a lot of time playing with Chi. It's cute, can't lie. I love the tug-of-war interaction.

Takora came back from the vacation finally smiling. Seriously, she's been moody as hell since Link (uselaforce) passed.

Chi aged into an adult! His pink eye turned right on its own, apparently. Look at those ears ♥

Months-late-Appaloosa-Plains-spam:

/endspam. Appaloosa Plains is my favorite world ever.

Karliah: Cleaning up the after mess has stressed me out to hell. Seriously, look at my pores. It's like a freaking plant grew on my face. I might as well have the entire damn solar system on my face.

I don't think this picture even has a point. I just like spamming his face.

Aela was the only one that was scolded for the party. Consequently, she sneaked around everywhere for days.

♥

Birthday time!
Karliah: That's right. You're all clapping. Clapping for me.

Karliah: Soaking in the glory.
Athis: YEAH KARLIAH I HOPE YOU DON'T AGE UP WELL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT MYSELF IN MY OWN HOUSE ONE DAY YEAH!

Fucking legacy hair.

Now, one more shot of your candidates for heir:

Karliah Lucero
absent-minded, brave, dramatic, snob, & computer whiz

Revyn Lucero
Absent-minded, clumsy, eccentric, & lucky.

Athis Lucero
Workaholic, loves the outdoors, nurturing, & dog person.

Aela Lucero
Workaholic, perceptive, evil & ambitious.

Valtyr Lucero
Hates the outdoors, virtuoso, clumsy, & vegetarian.

View Poll: Generation 5 heir poll

Lucero 5.3

2012-04-06T21:05:33Z

Warning: Huge freaking chapter and I was wrong last update because at the end of this huge freaking update we still won't be ready for heir poll time arrggg maybe next time.

If you don't remember what happened last time that's okay because I don't either!

We start with Revyn being cute and smashing his fingers to bits.

Nastasija: Boy has no friggin' idea what he's doing.

Here, let me sum up Karliah's teenage life in two pictures:

basically

At least she helps train the tots often. That's Aela, btw.

Link: Oh dear.

Link: Oh dear what have I done.
ily Link.

Takora will eat your soul!

No, she's just getting old :'(

Likewise.

Valtyr derped his way into childhood in the kitchen.

Revyn: I'm not gonna be the only cute boy, am I?

Nope! Sheldon agrees with me as well. But seriously, this kid guys.

He's my cute little chemistry nerd ♥

Revyn: Don't worry, little man. I won't let the new person take your place in the household.

Revyn: HE'LL REGRET WHAT HE'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO.

Link spends a lot of time crying in the bathroom.

Valtyr: I will destroy any competition I have in this household!

Athis is pretty precious too ♥

Valtyr: There seems to be a minor disturbance, sir. Over.

Valtyr: Well, I could be wrong, but I do believe I just encountered a pink Tyrannosaurus Rex in a sand castle. Over and out.

I'm sorry I just love this back porch so much c:

My baby is still cute.

Revyn built his first floor.. hygiener?! But it didn't stay long because it made every single person in the house sick. Whoops.

Karliah: Don't look, I'm not perfect enough yet.
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Athis: What's this?

Athis: ...

Athis: It's MILK!

Nastasija: What if it isn't good enough?

Karliah: I cannot believe the twins' and Revyn's birthday is tomorrow. This is just fantastic.

Valtyr: Isn't that a good thing? You won't be alone anymore!
Karliah: God, Valtyr, that's the entire point! Never mind, you're wouldn't get it. Ugh.

Valtyr: ...

Valtyr: Girls already don't make sense.

Way to party in the bathroom, Revyn.

Athis!

.. And Aela, who is apparently evil. Great.

And teenage Revyn. He's such a mini Link, oh my god. He has dem pouty La Force lips lolol.

Pretty boyy.

Valtyr: Nothing out of the normal here. Oh, boy am I tired.

VGILF.

You do that, Aela.

Aela and Athis are so boring. They're just.. there.

Being sneaky: you're doing it wrong.

The fuck is that face?

Karliah: This is gonna be glorious.

Karliah: I'm such a sneaky little bitch.
Well, part of that was right, anyway.

Takora: KARLIAH LUCERO! Pray tell, exactly what was going through your mind? Is there anything you won't do to ruin this family's reputation? You know how many times we've had to sue for false slander imagine if the paparazzi got a taste what you did today!

Karliah: I'm sorry, mom. I didn't think it'd get out of hand like it did. I swear I didn't notice the tank of gas near the porch. I just get stressed so easily in school and wanted a day off to have fun.
(wow holy shit so bright. *blinks*)

Takora: .....

Takora: WHY DO YOU KIDS MAKE ME YELL AT YOU?!

And then she proceeded to cry.

Valtyr: I know you're out there, foe.

Athis: Sharp corner sharp corner sharp corner.

Athis: I came so close to hitting that squirrel.

Link: Put on your best dress baby, we're going out on a date.

Poor kid still can't get it. Must be that clumsy trait.

Revyn: My ass is on fire.

True story.

Revyn: HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE.
Athis: I'm gonna go get dibs on the top bunk.

Revyn: VALTYR!
Valtyr: Hmm?

Revyn: I'M ON FIRE, REVYN.
Valtyr: Noted. Trying to prevent that here.

Fucking paparazzi.

DAMNIT, LINK. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ALONG WITH IT.

Link: Hey baby, I could see you looked pretty pissed, and I remembered I brought you flowers!
Takora: Link, that's not gonna work on me-

Link: They're heavily scented?

Takora: NO WAY.

At this point my internet crashed 2 times and this was the most recent fucking saved draft on LJ and I'm tired of re-writing the rest of this update, so long story short: MC was incredibly fucking bugged and things happened that I couldn't reverse.

Like this bullshit. I contemplated quitting without saving, but the last time I had previous saved was when Aela and Athis grew into children :/

This is how I feel right now because I'm rewriting all of this for the third time.

Revyn:

Allow me to introduce you to Revyn's derp face.

Revyn: Man, I can't play on this slide. Girls will think I'm a dweeb if I play on kid's toys.

Revyn: BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!

The family was really at the park because it was Valtyr's birthday!

It was obligatory to upload this photo.

c:

cc:

ccc:
basically.

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Okay, that's it for this update. since I just added 2 GB of RAM to my laptop, there will definitely be an update including heir poll soon. Thank you for reading, lovelies.

Lucero 5.2

2012-03-22T01:37:41Z

Yeah, I'm still alive. Sorry this took so long to get out. Also, next chapter will most likely be heir poll.

We start this chapter with this paparazzi bitch.

Her face reminds me of a distraught koi fish.

Nastasija: Stay away from my family, you bitches.

And then she went into hunt mode and scared her off of the property. Atta girl.

Takora: 'Scuse me just walking through the table and candles.

And then Takora went into derp mode and popped again!

Link: You're so cute when you cross your eyes like that for periods of time.

Karliah is still cute :')

/chess spam.

Karliah: Behold, royal subjects! I, your queen, ask of all of you to-

Karliah: Oh, I'm kinda hungry..

Karliah: Bring me food at once!

Tas getting jiggy.

Link: I can't sittt.
There is no plate there ijeowamk t43a

Karliah: I'm gonna be a huge actress when I grow up daddy! Everyone will wish they were me.
Link: I believe you could do anything you wanted babe.
Karliah: Hey dad, I have a question.
Link: Hit me.

Karliah: Where did me and my little brother and the new baby come from?

Link: And then they lived happily ever after.
Karliah: That's cute, but you never told me-
Link: Shhh.

Link: Goodnight, princess.

Nastasija Lucero is judging you. While sitting in a shark bean bag chair.

Nastasija: How does one art?

Takora is still adorable, btw.

Renovated Nastasija's room. It's now my favorite of the house.

Revyn's birthday!

This is the first thing he did autonomously. Psshh. Kids.

I forgot to get his traits, I do know he gained eccentric though. Even though the poor kid just kept smashing his fingers.

Nastasija: It's 10 in the morning why am I still awake oh my god the sun is burning me through the fucking windows!
Karliah: I still don't know where this baby is coming fromm!

Karliah: WHY IS MOMMY PEEING?

Welcome the third born of this generation, Valtyr. His traits are hates the outdoors (so why is Takora holding him around the playground I don't know) and something else that I also am not aware of. Ps, he's my favorite.

COMMENCE SPAMMM

Do you love him as much as I do yet? Do youuuu?

Vampire: Look at what I can do!
Valencia: OH. MY GOD.
Takora: yay cake!

Valencia: Dude, that is revolting.

Tell us how you really feel, Vinicius.
Karliah: I feel hallow.

You too, old lady who wasn't invited.

For once, all of the wedding guests acted how wedding guests should. Except for a few of them.

I'm looking at you, swimming trunks.

So the knot has officially been tied.

You can't tell me these two aren't perfect for each other.

Revyn is so adorable in his little blue tux :')

I love night weddings I'm sorry but ugh the stars.

Valtyr was the first of this legacy to use the baby swing..
Valtyr: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CONTRAPTION.

Karliah: Revyn, I hate homework so much. How much would you be willing to take to do mine?

Karliah: Revyn? Are you there?

Logic.

Takora: Is it bad that part of me wants them to knock the shit out of each other so I can get a break?
Valtyr: I was thinking the same thing.

Karliah: HAH! You lose! You lost. You're a loser. Looooserrr.

Revyn: Whaa?

Link is such a cute daddy :')

Nastasija.. isn't as good with the kids to say at the least.

Birthday timeee!

Nastasija: I'm a vampireeeee. I can't go into the sun anymore.
Link: Here she goes again..

Nastasija: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR MY GARDEN?
Link: Now she's stabbing me in the fucking face.

Babyyy. She gained the trait snob. She's basically a cloene of Takora, minus those lips. I think those are La Force lips xD

Time to get old.

Work dem wrinkles, son.

Link: But I have wrinkles! YOU CAN'T KEEP POPPING THEM OUT WHEN I HAVE WRINKLES.
Oh, by the way, Takora was pregnant agian. Apparently I took no pictures of her during her pregnancy. Wonderful. Just absolutely spectacular.

Takora: Jesus lord almighty, please give me all of the unwilling strength on this earth to cope with my life.

Why?
Twins. That's why.

Twin one, Aela.

And twin number two, Athis. I love opposite gendered twins.
Annddd I didn't get their traits.. Oh well. Traits don't really matter until heir poll, right? That and their face. Right.

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That's all for this update. I'm sorry if it was lacking its usual attempts at humor and quality. I'm just not feeling it lately :c I should have another chapter up soon, and maybe heir poll? Who knows.

Link La Force credit goes to uselaforce